Why did God make women's playground right next to her cesspool?

[sage2021]

(playground is her girl parts, cesspool is her butt where she goes poop.) 💩

I asked this question years ago but I'd love to hear your opinion.
Honestly, guys, you're lucky you don't have to deal with this messy situation.
And if her poopy just happens to go in her playground she's probably going to get an urinary tract infection and go to the doctor. It's a fine line down there. We are walking on a wire without a net.
😥

[Likes2drive]

That’s funny because I talked about that with a girlfriend years ago and she was saying how annoying it is how close together they are and you have to be careful which way you wipe or you’ll get an infection there if you don’t wipe front to back

[sage2021]

@Likes2drive
Yes, that is how we are taught to wipe. However, as you know 💩poop is not the same everytime. And if it's mushy, it will find it's way to her love cave. It can't be helped. Then we have to clean the entire area with 🧼 and wanted.
I guess you'll have to imagine how we check to see if any made it's way to the VA- JJ. So it's a real crap shoot. Hahaha 🤣😅😎🤭🤗🧐😅😎

[sage2021]

@Likes2drive
There are some typos's.

wanted is supposed to say water. The pink thing before it is soap.

[Likes2drive]

Yeah the female body is more complicated with more maintenance it seems

[Surely]

Good thing that humans walk upright. Otherwise, every time a woman would 💩, it would have to drop down over her 🐈.
Ever 👂 the saying? Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made?

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

How is feces going to go inside her vsgina?

[sage2021]

@Hispanic-Cool-Guy
Well, it all depends on the consistency of the 💩 poop. If it's a clean cut like one or a few pieces that a solid, it doesn't go in there.
If she has a mushy one then some of it probably get's in there. The kind of mushy I'm talking about is the kind you usually have a stomach ache with and have a lot of wiping to do and probably some soap and water.
The other thing God did in this process is made it so it's hard to get your arms in the back to clean there if it needs it.
It's a bummer 🥺

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

God didn't make mistakes..