Would you rock a Thneed?

[Anonymous]

It's basically a thingy that you can use as many different forms of clothing and even as an umbrella and shit, would you buy and rock a Thneed?

You best believe I would.


Sorry about the bad quality but it's the best I could do with my Nokia.

No the lorax would haunt me

Yes because the tree would go to waste if I dont

Yes of course because I just want one

Updates

+1 y

Damn I guess nobody fucks with the Thneed

[wiltingrosepetal]

Is this even a question? Everybody needs a thneed! A fine thing that all the people need!

I've always wanted one as a scarf. Don't know if I'd rock it but since it's a thneed, anyone could rock it 🤭

[Asker]

We need more people like You 😂

[wiltingrosepetal]

wow the other comments weren't very fun 😅

[Asker]

Honestly lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

What is a thneed?

[Asker]

Just watch the lorax crumble 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I have 🤣

[Asker]

🙃🙃🙃

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Lol it was a billion years ago

[Asker]

Geez you are as old as a planet Crumble 🤣

[PrettyCrumblBb]

And yet I still look like a baby ☺️

[Asker]

You are like a baby alien lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Do I look like an alien?

[Asker]

No lol but to be fair i don't really remember too much how you look but I know alien wasn't the word 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Retarded was the word 😞

[Asker]

No I do remember your big eyes tho 👀

Which you spend a lot of time rolling by the way lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Yeah 🙄 I updated my pic by the way

[Asker]

Chubby cheeks 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

It's the unconditionally happy Quokka 😍🥰

[Asker]

I don't know what That is 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

youtube.com/shorts/y47Qvl5pjLQ?feature=shared

[Asker]

I bet you it's faking a smile 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Yeah he's gonna whip out his gun hiding in his front pouch 😂

[Asker]

Kinda reminds me of me 🤔

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Yeah he resembles you, huh?
*Pinches cheeks* 😂😂

[Asker]

😣😣😣😣

So why you got me on your profile pic bro 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

I'm a fan 🙄

[Asker]

You want an autograph with that? 😌

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Yeah sign my boobies 🤣🤣

[Asker]

But then it will wash off when you shower 😂

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Nah I'll run to the tattoo parlor and get it tattooed 😤✊🏻

[Asker]

Make sure the tattoo mf doesn't sneeze, one achoo and it's over lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Oof. 😣

[Asker]

Lol.

[NathanDavis]

no idea what this is.. but I am going with it

[Asker]

Everybody needs a thneed bro

[NathanDavis]

I've ordered two already

[Asker]

Nice nice, It comes with a free bottle of o'Hare air lmao

[NathanDavis]

send help... now there's an army of them...

[Asker]

Army of what? Lol

[NathanDavis]

Thneeds...

[Asker]

And you are getting outrun by thneeds? 😂

[NathanDavis]

almost... but I did burn them all down, with o'Hare air bottle thing

[Asker]

It's just air in a bottle bro, how did you burn anything down with air? Lol

[NathanDavis]

with enough pressure... and a lighter

and it was definitely a deadly situation

[Asker]

Did you fart in that shit? Lol

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

Only if it came with a truffula tree seed🥰

[Asker]

It doesn't unfortunately lol

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

The no way am I buying a thneed from the onceler

[Asker]

Lmao

[TiaNour]

Tf is a Thneed

[Asker]

🙃🙃🙃

[TiaNour]

Tell me

[Asker]

There's no point if you've never watched the lorax 😂

[TiaNour]

Is it a Spanish movie?

[Asker]

No but I'm sure you can put it in Spanish lol

[TiaNour]

OHHH SHIT ITS THE MOVIE WHERE there's NO TREES AND THEY TRY TO BRING THEM BACK

[Asker]

Yes, were the pictures not helpful? Well from what you can see in the pictures ha

[TiaNour]

Nooo my brain just stopped working 😅

[Asker]

Well it started again haha

[TiaNour]

Urs never started

[Asker]

Actually mine is always running 😌🤺

[Anonymous]

Nope, not my style.