So King Tut wasn't hot?

[supercutebutt]

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How can this be?

The golden burial mask of King Tutankhamun shows a young man with strong, idealized features: a strong jaw, full lips, high cheek bones, and a regal brow. Thanks to high-tech 3-D imaging, reports the Daily Mail, the truth has finally been unwrapped, and it is far less pretty.
Tut underwent a “virtual autopsy,” with CT scans, genetic analysis, and over 2,000 digital scans used to generate a computer model of the pharaoh.

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Don't listen to the lies. King Tut was a hottie.

Let's face it, King Tut was a mess.

There was obviously a mix-up with Tut's death mask.

[MikeTheBartender]

Haaahhaa I've stood next to his mummified coprse on a trip to Egypt in 2017. I don't know if he was hot, but I clearly remember he was very short! Women usually don't like that!

[ProbablyClueless]

Anyone can be hot with the right standards. Get right with god, @supercutebutt and the path to arousal will be your's.

[supercutebutt]

Which god, though?

[FreyaRed]

Well. At least his mask is pretty. I would want it to hang it over my Murano glass collection.

[ButtFloggedTroll]

Article is 2014... it's what the paranoid Transvestigator @Stephen_Colbert talked about.

[adventureswithleroy]

Apparently he was so disformed from 100s of years of in-breading. Thats why he died young. Like the Habsburg family.

[msc545]

Being embalmed will do bad things to your appearance.

[Roudyrebel8]

Are we supposed?

[ChefPapiChulo]

that shit isn't accurate lol.

[Friendlybro79]

I think it's dead on balls accurate lol. Who knows haha

[jahaims]

Duh, they inbred