Have you ever had to buy your own toilet paper at a hotel? Don’t you hate it when your finger pokes through and ends up in your butt for 5 minutes?

[Wallythewalrus2]

I’ve never seen such cheap ass wipe in my life! I actually went out this morning and bought my own. I did ask the cleaning lady if they had better toilet paper but she couldn’t speak no good English! Later I’m gonna ask if they can reimburse me for it.

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I will keep all opinions up, until my comments start getting removed. I’m sorry @Billlewis but your comment praising me was removed!

[WindAtMyBack]

I haven't done it but it's a good idea. Man, hotel toilet paper sucks sometimes.

The last place I stayed was even worse. The toilet paper was bad. Plus the ceiling fan in the bathroom didn't work. So the bathroom had like 100% humidity after a couple people took a shower. Well, 100% humidity with moisture everywhere and cheap toilet paper are a very bad combination.

Like fix your ceiling fan already. Not fixing it is just going to cost you more money in the long run.

[abc3643]

Yes, I have had to do that. I lived about 95% of my life in hotels from 2006 to 2020 and there are plenty of times when the TP was going to run out. Often, I had "Do Not Disturb" hung on my door so the room wasn't serviced, but, also, sometimes, I'd get sick and have diarrhea. So, one of the life hacks that you learn living in hotels is always keep extra rolls of TP on hand. I usually kept a 4-pack in my car and also hoarded some rolls over time.

[abc3643]

If you REALLY want good TP, first, just buy TP but then buy ass wipes.
Like these from Walmart.

[Beckybooboo]

I have a bigger problem with their mattresses! It’s a hotel, the one thing you think they would spend a fair amount of money on, is a mattress. I have always bought fairly expensive ones, so I can tell the difference.

[Wallythewalrus2]

I never noticed how my mattress is. It does the job I expect to do, besides, I’m not a spoiled princess like you! Are you back to work yet?

[Beckybooboo]

Lol, I’m not a princess and only a little spoiled. I get tested today, if I test negative, I can go back tomorrow.

[Paris13]

lol!!! No, But I DO Take The Extra Roll Back Home With me. xxoo

[Wallythewalrus2]

When I was in high school, I had a job there cleaning after school. I would occasionally take a roll every now and then. I would also take paper towels.

[Paris13]

@wallythewalrus2 Um, Well, Saved Money, honey. lolxxoo

[Paris13]

Thanks, Gag. xxoo

[Slingblade1126]

Is your ass like a vice? How the hell can your finger get stuck for five minutes? But, yeah, cheap toilet paper is the worst! I can handle off brand products but not when it comes to toilet paper.

[Wallythewalrus2]

It’s a reflex! It’s not used to thing’s going in, so it puckers up tighter than a drum!

[Orangekiss]

@slingblade1126 Trolling is my guess. 🤣😂

[MiddleAgedClimbee]

So hotel is slang for prison these days? Maybe you can barter some of that pretty eyeshadow for a nicer roll of toilet paper from Bubba.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, once the toilet paper in the motel I was staying in was so cheap that I almost fingered myself while trying to wipe my @ss.

[Nikki1989]

So your mother never potty-trained you as a kid?

[exitseven]

hahahahaha I can just imagine. 😎😎😎😎😎😎

[Wallythewalrus2]

And the thing is, are they saving any money? You use half a roll just to wipe! It might be cheaper to it it but you’re buying twice as much of it!

[exitseven]

I would have used a bath towel.

[FunkyMonkee]

Why couldn't you pull your finger out after a couple seconds? What kept it up there for 5:00?

[Anonymous]

i feel a little bad for you. Your life must suck quite a bit of ass, for you to have a constant need to post garbage like this multiple times a day, just seeking some attention from others.

[Wallythewalrus2]

I’m very happy in life, actually. Your life must really suck to be so obsessed with me. I also think there’s a little jealousy too, isn’t there? It’s okay, anonymous troll.

[Slingblade1126]

You are definitely right, Wally! I sniffed the air and it smells like a big titted walrus. Lmao!

[laly520]

I do use water n soft body soap

[Wallythewalrus2]

I bring my own showering products. Now, I guess I’ll start bringing my own toilet paper, just in case. I’ve never had this problem in the past.

[laly520]

safer that way
they tend to use cheap products to save money

[Wallythewalrus2]

Yeah, that’s what I find hard to believe! Especially since this isn’t exactly a two star place. It’s a Marriot and they’re usually pretty nice places to stay.

[laly520]

they just too greedy
been to one of em before
even some of food was pre cooked n just heated up few mins before eating n by taste of it u can tell its been few days since making it

[Anonymous]

Ewww gross

Terrible sense of humor. At least other trolls are funny

[Wallythewalrus2]

I was waiting for you to appear, Mr. 107 years old. That’s why I left the option open for anonymous. Stop acting like you’re smart. Oh, and I’ll screen shot this, just in case you decide to have my comments deleted! Lol

[Opinion Owner]

I believe you're mistaking me with some other user.
Screenshot whatever you want, why should I care?

[Wallythewalrus2]

Lol…. right! I checked with two friends already and just like the last time, you are not allowing replies to your opinion. Quit acting like you’re twenty different people! You’re not smarter than me! Ha Ha

[Opinion Owner]

There are lots of people, who don't allow replies to their comments.. Whatever 🤷‍♂️
At least there are people, who agree this isn't funny, judging by the like I just got

[Wallythewalrus2]

I’ve never run across it since I’ve been on here and now you’ve done it twice. You’re a bad liar.

[Wallythewalrus2]

One way to end this, is if you simply take the “anonymous” off. You have that option!

[Sparkie460]

Why would you keep your finger in your butt for 5 minutes? Lmao 🤣 🤣

[CuriousMufuxka]

Sounds more like a motel. Anyway no, I've never had to buy tp in a hotel I stayed at.

[TiaNour]

Wally you got me so confused rn

[Wallythewalrus2]

Oh, Christ, I’m confused and I wrote it! I had a bad couple days but I’m doing okay now! I found my car and pants, and I got 12 rolls of Northern 3 ply quilted. I hope that clears up the confusion for you. 😉

[Wallythewalrus2]

I also found a Mexican restaurant that actually has menudo AND pisole!

[Slingblade1126]

I don’t know about, Tia but this doesn’t clear anything up for me! It actually adds more to the confusion. Were you walking around without pants? Possibly looking for your missing car, so you could go get menudo?

[Wallythewalrus2]

@Slingblade1126 My car got towed and my luggage was in it, with my pants! It happened because of the Goddamn toilet paper I had to buy! The ugly woman at the front desk told me to park there, then when it was towed, she said, “I never told you to park there! That’s a tow zone”! Do you get it now?

[Slingblade1126]

Lmao!! I think you should ask if you can work from home, it would probably create less problems.

[TiaNour]

Wally how do you get ur self in these situations

[Wallythewalrus2]

Well, I have a tendency to rub people the wrong way at times. She intentionally told me to park in a tow zone, because I gave her an earful about me having to go out, in the cold and snow, to buy good toilet paper because theirs is cheap and will leave my tushy chapped! Who wants a chapped tushy? I feel better now though, because your pfp is screaming sexiness! Thanks for letting me rant!

[TiaNour]

Wally put ur face in ur pfp, you’d be charming 💅

[Wallythewalrus2]

I just might do that for you! I guess I could leave it up for a day or two. After all, you grace us with your beauty, I think I should return the favor.

[TiaNour]

YAY 💖

[Alex-Snow]

Yikes... hopefully they had some soap