If Your Pets Could Talk Like Parrots What Naughty Or Nice Things Would You Teach Them Say?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

[ApplePie409]

I had a parrot, and I had high expectations of having a talking bird. He was very expensive! He never talked. Then I bought a much cheaper cockatiel.

"Wally" talked up a storm! lol But I got screwed on the deal. I read that boy birds were the best talkers. I also wanted a "hand-fed" bird. A hand-fed bird is a bird that was taken away from her mama after it was hatched. If you raise them as humans, they think they are humans. Hand-fed birds can easily cost you four times the price, but it's worth it. Wally was a "human" bird, but the idiot kept laying eggs. Why would a boy bird lay eggs? Was I duped? lol

Hey, the hand-fed part was good enough for me. Wally was my best bud. I forgave him for being gay. lol

[dustybiker2]

There was a woman in my area everyone called the bird lady as she would take in injured wild baby birds, but also parrots evicted from apartments for this. People think it's cute. But it's the birds that suffer rehoming or abandonment.
Messed up.


On the other hand I have a friend with a blue macaw who embarrasses her at 3 am loudly announcing "Mommies HOME!!!" When it hears the garage door.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

At three in the morning that would be one hell of a walk up call.

[dustybiker2]

Yeah. That job didn't last her long. haha

[NamerOfStars]

I would teach my parrot to say "nevermore", then befriend a raven and teach it to say "Polly want a cracker", just to confuse people.

Unless we're talking a hyacinth macaw here; THAT I would teach to whistle the Blockbuster video jingle:

.. for obvious reasons.

[WhiteSteve]

Obviously it would be named Big Sexy, and I’d teach it to say “Titfucker!”

https://www.youtube.com/embed/BAc6K1FQzgghttps://www.youtube.com/embed/R1mtPrIwuo8

[mandyfire98]

I don't have a pet currently but if I did and it could talk. I'd have it call everyone cocksucker or failure. Failure would be so judgmental 😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for me if I had a pet that called everyone a cocksucker I would take my pet to work or take my pet in the car during rush hour traffic with the windows open. You should buy a pet rocks on Amazon.

[mandyfire98]

A pet rock can't talk though.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

In the minds of some I bet rocks can talk & although I’m not privileged like some people are maybe one day they will talk to you or I & if that day comes I’m sure a straight jacket follow. Oh shit I just thought of a new question for people to ponder.

[mandyfire98]

Hahaha

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Speaking of straight jackets… If gay people go to the crazy house do those individuals still wear straight jackets?

[mandyfire98]

Yeah, instantly straight.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Nice!

[Sevenpointfive]

i don't think i'd do that. that would mean someone who might retaliate against them. i wouldn't put them in that situation

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Smart move on that.

[NathanDavis]

BBL Drizzy...

the whole song too...

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Like a broken record I hope your pet doesn’t play it over & over & if they do earplugs bro.

[NathanDavis]

they were actually the ones asking me... to stop playing it

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Tmg1zDkudk4

[clampfan101]

Certainly nothing naughty. (Or stupid or annoying in any other way.)

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Like a sponge I’m sure they will pick up anything & hopefully you don’t have any guests over teaching your animal the wrong thing.

[clampfan101]

Oh, I certainly live by quality over quantity with my friends. I’m sure it’d be fine.

[DaBiggestBird]

I would teach them to say “that’s fake news”, “Angila Jesa!”, “Praise me mortals”, and “DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE-“

[OddBeMe]

Oddly rants in multiple accents based on racist characters. I’m not particularly racist but my “characters” can be down right cruel.

My parrot would prob just shoot himself.

[Meropatrick]

I will teach them to say F off to guests

[Static_In_The_Attic]

That would be the best & if you could teach them that I’m sure you could teach them more as well.

[Simslover92]

Fuck my life.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I guess you have to teach them something. What’s on your mind?

[Simslover92]

It's my catchphrase because everything that could go wrong in my life goes wrong. So if I had a parrot it would be perfect.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Better days will come my friend & for now try to face the sunshine & let the shadows cast behind you.

[Simslover92]

Thanks!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You are welcome & I hope everything works out for you.

[OtterMan68]

Intruder alert!