If you could talk to your pets, what do you think they would say?

“Feed me, servant”
“I love you more than anything in the world!”
“Wtf even are you?”
“You’re weird and gross looking and I’m kinda into it.”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!”
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If you could talk to your pets, what do you think they would say?
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