Where are good pee spots if your in Chicago near Wrigley Field during a baseball game?

[Kevin2021]

If you ever been to Wrigleyville you probably ran into crowds of people waiting in long lines at the restrooms or just random crowds looking for a good spot to let all go after the game. With that being said I ask where is the perfect spot to go in Wrigleyville?

[NamerOfStars]

I don't think there are any; Chicago was designed by and for people who don't have digestive systems. (I've thought, more than once, that there's money to be made with a "Where's the nearest public bathroom?" smartphone program up there, but you'd have to be REALLY vigilant about keeping it up to date.

In practical terms, let me give you some advice, former trucker to Chicagoan: get, and carry with you, a bottle with an appropriately-sized opening (gatorade and its ilk usually work well). If you need it, find an appropriate spot and use it (if possible, keeping it concealed, because laws are both VERY strict and VERY stupid on the subject). Then seal it up (making ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN it's closed all the way), pocket it, and dump it out when you get home. Then rinse it out thoroughly and toss it; you don't want to reuse one of those.

[VV3ZZY123]

Just Pee in your pants bro