🦧 🦍 🐒 How do apes compare to humans, physiologically?

[Rosexøxø]

Do chimps/apes get STD’s? Do they experience stinky feet or stinky arm pits? 🦶 How do they wipe their butt? Especially after pooping. 💩 Do FEMALE chimps get UTIs? 😷 And can apes see colors as we do? If they’re the most similar to us and all.

I mean, isn’t it weird some apes have little coverage in their little scape areas (mostly babies) but humans being hairless (mostly), and all, have surplus* hair in those exact regions? Baboons don’t even have any on their butts- adults and their young.

- I was watching films on apes in zoos, and rehab centers, and I just wondered all of these things.

Any guesses/ info. on these?

(All images sourced from Google).

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I really want to know if the females get any utis cause the whole species is almost always sitting- in leaf litter, on tree roots and branches, and all sorts. How do these buggers not pass any (skin/organ) infections of any kind as well? Or contract them? It’s kinda amazing if they don’t.

[strateguy632]

apes are vegetarian that kinda ruind my faith in science which, regarding apes caled pithicus, is "realy guessing history" not real science. apes are hairier than humans. if humans came from a mammal then a smooth smart dolphin that eats fish is more likely than an ape only chosen for skeletal similairties.
it is easier to believe a mermaid is the missing link than "an ape i mean pithicus, gave birth to a smart unhairy omnivore devour all, human."

[Anonymous]

They are fun to wrestle with

[strateguy632]

huh? oh you were referencing that film "every which way but loose" with that cowboy actor.

[Opinion Owner]

@strateguy632 no but I’ve seen it. I know exactly what you’re talking about.

[Opinion Owner]

Every which way but loose with Clint Eastwood and Clyde

[jahaims]

Google it

[Rosexøxø]

I like to do both.