Do you have a long tongue?

[Miah04]

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1 y

Did you know, the longer a guys tongue is, shorter his french fry is?👀

It's true, don't look it up.

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1 y

Sorry everyone. I am no longer allowed to be on gag. My questions are too stupid. So i must go touch grass🤷🏾‍♀️

[AviatorTom]

Not really but there's an interesting story.

Guy walks into a bar in the middle of the afternoon. The bar is mostly empty except for a guy sitting over in the corner surrounded by several girls. The guy asks the bartender, "What's going on over there?" The bartender replies, "Oh, that's Harry. he comes in here every Wednesday, he orders the same beer every week, sits in the corner, and licks his eyebrows."

[RebelinSteel]

Yep and it manages to come out with all sorts of bollox 🤣🤦‍♂️

[LaurenM1997]

Omg I love this 😂 it’s the first time I’ve laughed today haha

[Miah04]

Not surprising

[LaurenM1997]

I can touch the top of my lip with it that’s about it 😂

[mandyfire98]

Wanna really find out? 😏😁👅🎆

[Miah04]

Of course😂

[mandyfire98]

🧁🧁

[Billlewis]

Yes, thank goodness -- it helps make up for my pitifully tiny little dick... lol

[Miah04]

Naw, it doesn't

[Wiredone]

It's not long but it works as it should. I've been told that I have a magic tongue. I've never gotten any complaints about my tongue

[Miah04]

Can you make cars disappear

[dustybiker2]

lmao

[Wiredone]

I can make anything disappear but not with my tongue

[Miah04]

@dustybiker2 🥴

[Miah04]

With your toe nail on your left pinky toe?

[Wiredone]

I can make a lot of things disappear, even people. I have my ways

[Miah04]

But you won't say with what😭

[Wiredone]

If I told you how I could go to jail or I'd have to make you disappear too. Lmao 🤣

[Miah04]

Oh dear. This just went dark. @dustybiker2 save me😭

[Wiredone]

I don't want to make you disappear and I don't want to go to jail. That's why I won't elaborate

[Miah04]

Just say your left pinky toe nail😭

[Wiredone]

Ok. What you said. Lol

[Wiredone]

It's ok to go touch grass, just don't eat or smoke it

[OfMiceandMen]

Not exceptionally long by any means. It does seem to get me into trouble once in awhile though.

[Dongie]

What if I said, to quote Gene Simmons, long enough to make you my best friend.

[Miah04]

No clue who that is, and i doubt you could make me your best friend from a tongue

[Dongie]

He is thebass player from the rock band KISS from the 70s and 80s. Oprah Winfrey asked him how long his ton̈gue was. He's reported to have a 7" tongue. That line I told you is what he told her.

[Miah04]

Lmao

[Staximus]

It's kind of long, I can almost touch my nose with it

[Miah04]

Almost? Try harder

[Staximus]

I'm not putting any effort into the tongue Olympics until I get a girlfriend

[28ouc]

Nah its all a bunch a baloney they are both short.

[Miah04]

😂😂😂

[nawtee_me]

About normal I guess…. But I still use it….. ;)

[Miah04]

Normal? 😖

[RedInnocent69]

Not really. Just another peg on my long list of regrets…

[Miah04]

Oh dear a regretable tongue sounds disappointing

[RedInnocent69]

It tastes well! And does other things. I just wish I could give a g-spot orgasm with it. No one’s ever complained about fingers and tongue, though. Or PIV, for that matter.

[Cheerfull009]

Not me, but female friend of my girlfriend, have 2 feet long tongue

[Miah04]

Venom?

[Cheerfull009]

Just a joke

[electromagnetic]

I can semi pick my nose with it. Does that count?

[Miah04]

😂😂yes because it is impressive, disgusting, but impressive

[paledreams]

Average tongue I believe 👅😛

[Miah04]

Poor thing

[SoJust]

I put people in their place when necessary

[Miah04]

Get em

[DrPepper12]

Lol. Does being able to touch your nose count? 😉

[Miah04]

Yup.

[Joshydavid25]

Long words and licks come out of it...

[Miah04]

Cap. I heard your tongue looks like someone shrunk it with a shrink ray

[Joshydavid25]

Who exactly would you hear that from? Lmao..

[Miah04]

I got spies everywhere

[Joshydavid25]

@7Phoenix7 Doesn't count..

[Joshydavid25]

Well it's a good thing my tongue ain't that long.. My I got a fry from that large selection.. 😂

[Miah04]

😂😂 there was a lot of guys being weird and creepy so i wanted to ruin their creepiness

[Joshydavid25]

If they're like Mr. Lewis, it will only invigorate them.. 😂😂

[Joshydavid25]

MIAAAHH NOOOOOOO...

[Miah04]

What?

[Joshydavid25]

Oh, you said you were no longer allowed to be on gag and that you were gonna touch that grass.. I was tryna stop something so terrible from happening..

[Miah04]

Naw some crazy karen tryin to karen. I was mocking her

[Joshydavid25]

Oh, yeah I saw who it was.. That chick goes around trying to roast everybody.. 😂😂..

[Jennz6]

I can’t touch my nose

[Miah04]

👎🏾 👎🏾

[Jennz6]

@miah04
What is that thing emoji thing?

[Charliefretz329]

Not super long, but long enough 🙂😎

[Miah04]

Baby tongue

[Charliefretz329]

Yep! 👍 cause you’d be calling me baby 😉

[Miah04]

🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

[Charliefretz329]

Oh yeah 😎

[Charliefretz329]

*update response: yep, big enough and long enough

[Miah04]

😂😂

[LiamS95]

Yes very long and tapered

[Miah04]

Got a table cloth on it

[serious]

No, I don't

[Miah04]

Okie dokie

[DJB72]

Long enough 😉

[Miah04]

Long enough to touch the ceiling?

[DJB72]

Depends how low the ceiling is

[Miah04]

😂😂

[slatyb]

No, I'm tongue-tied

[Miah04]

*gets the scissors* let me help you untie it

[adam6402]

Loll😂😂

[Miah04]

Couple creepy tried being creepy about having a long tongue, had to ruin it for them 😂

[helva]

I can not touch my nose.

[Light_of_Torch]

Mine has moderate length, it's ideal I think.

[Miah04]

Ideal for eating soup?

[dustybiker2]

I believe I do..

[Miah04]

Good job

[dustybiker2]

@sirderpsalot123 appears to have missed this one. His seatbelt is clearly secured in place.

[sirderpsalot123]

@dustybiker2 it's long enough... lol

[sirderpsalot123]

I liked her question to make up for missing it lol

[dustybiker2]

That may help. lol

[Miah04]

Derp has a baby tongue

[dustybiker2]

Cutie little baby tongue.

[Miah04]

😂😂

[Anonymous]

yes to compensate for a short dick 😂

[Miah04]

It doesn't

[mandyfire98]

🤣🤣🤣 @Miah04

God I love your honesty lol.

[Miah04]

@mandyfire98 😊😊

[Opinion Owner]

obviously you haven't seen my tongue at work 😎

[Miah04]

Doesn't matter

[Opinion Owner]

If receiving a mind blowing head doesn't matter to you, you miss out on a lot.

[talka20]

nope just average

[Miah04]

Oh dear

[talka20]

was i supposed to have long tounge?

[ChicoFromThe305]

No it's normal lol

[Miah04]

Ain't nothing normal about you

[ChicoFromThe305]

I always knew you were thriving off jealousy 🙂

[ChicoFromThe305]

Maybe all that shininess is all the jealousy you are trying to hide

[Miah04]

Don't start being all chrissy🤨

[ChicoFromThe305]

See I knew it 😏

[12karen]

Eh, naw, I can't touch my nose

[LEGENDARY4200]

Yes i do 😏😝

[LEGENDARY4200]

Your update is completely inaccurate

[Miah04]

The most accurate update in the history of gag😂

[LEGENDARY4200]

Ok...

[LEGENDARY4200]

According to who?

[Miah04]

Some crazy lady on here😂

[LEGENDARY4200]

Man fuck them/ her. I've had my fare share of Karen's on here who think there options matter let alone do i care about there opinions or them lol they do it anonymously too?

[Miah04]

I know. And she also hid my reply 😂 like you come on my post get embarrassed and remove my reply

[LEGENDARY4200]

Right fucking trolls

[LEGENDARY4200]

Oh ya, she did probably didn't like the mommy comment, lol. Trying to hard to convince herself abd everyone else she's NORMAL

[Manon__Peach]

Nope

[impalabill77]

Yes I do.

[andy530]

Yeah pretty long