I've been told I have a freakishly long tongue. What does it mean?

[ultimega]

Does that mean I would make a good lesbian or am I just part lizard 🤔

[Jjpayne]

It means you could be related to gene simmions

[Jjpayne]

and for the record, you should lick your lips by lesbians just to watch them drool :)

[Jjpayne]

or like eat ice cream cone

[ultimega]

Very good examples 😂😂

[Rexnine9]

My penis doesn't go anywhere NEAR a lizards mouth. Because their bite is super strong and they never let go.

I run away screaming like a pre-teen scared little girl!

Rex

[ultimega]

What the hell...

[Jjpayne]

Thanks for the MHO!!! :)

[Rawkstar26]

Perfect for my dick 😋😛

[ultimega]

Oh my god whhhhhhhyyyyy!!!

[Rawkstar26]

You know it's true!! 😉😂

[ultimega]

Fine I'm becoming a lesbian

[Rawkstar26]

Not after you tasted my dick babe

[vald9inches]

THE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!! ouch! xD

[ultimega]

Nope I'm going for coochie !!!

[William_93]

@ultimega Bahahaha🤣

[Rawkstar26]

How many licks does it take? 😋😛

[ultimega]

You would know... tootise 😏

[Rawkstar26]

😕😲

[ultimega]

Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Rawkstar26]

You win again.. lol

[ultimega]

The penguin strikes again

[ChocolateCheesecake]

[ultimega]

A lick for every inch, I suppose.

To answer your question...

[ChocolateCheesecake]

[ultimega]

@ChocolateCheesecake your totally here for the drama lmao

[ChocolateCheesecake]

I'm thirsty af, I'll take what I can get lmao

[Rawkstar26]

How many would that be

[ultimega]

Depends how many we talking...

[Rawkstar26]

Depends how many you can take 😉😋

[ultimega]

Hold on lemme get my ruler

[ultimega]

Well I don't have one spare so I'll just give a thumbs up

[Rawkstar26]

Wow.. 😤

[ultimega]

💕💕💕

[Rawkstar26]

This conversation isn't done!! 😤

[ultimega]

Ohhh?

[Rawkstar26]

You never answered the question!! lol

[ChocolateCheesecake]

[ultimega]

Well how many donuts can you fit? Once you find out, let me know 😉😉

[Rawkstar26]

Mini donuts or big donuts?

[Rawkstar26]

Let me go check..

[ChocolateCheesecake]

[ultimega]

Depends which ones can fit...

[ultimega]

Well damn 👀

[Jjpayne]

What the freak is this post!!! You must have some tongue ultimega! Dam... Do you know that your tongue is responsible for the number of replies too! Your boyfriend is a lucky man!

[Rawkstar26]

Yes, I'm very lucky.

[ultimega]

Yes he is lmao

[StingRayxoxo]

You could be in a Kiss cover band.

[ultimega]

Next Halloween costume!!

[StingRayxoxo]

Yesssss share it here!!!

[ChocolateCheesecake]

Both... Lol

[ultimega]

Oh baby 💕

[ChocolateCheesecake]

Lmao

[ChetAtkins]

I'll be back in two minutes. I have to go feed my penguin.

[ultimega]

Is this a mini penguin?

[ChocolateCheesecake]

😂😂😂😂

[ChetAtkins]

@ultimega
I don't know if you if you have Burger Kings, across the pond, but they have something called the Whopper.

If my penguin was a hamburger, it'd be a whopper!

[ChetAtkins]

They say, "Two 'if's' are better than one."

[ChocolateCheesecake]

@ChetAtkins I need that meat lmao

[ultimega]

The original one?

[ChetAtkins]

No, the one with extra meat and sauce.

[ChetAtkins]

This part confused me: "
Does that mean I would make a good lesbian "
All women are lesbians. But long tongues are good, but not if they're forked like that.
Some people are afraid of spiders, some snakes, some heights, well I'm afraid of girls with forked tongues. Maybe I've seen too many devil movies.
But that would be a deal-breaker for me. I'm just afraid I'd wake up one morning and be dead. What does it mean?

[DevikaButts95]

"All women are lesbians"
Lmao you wish dude.

[ChetAtkins]

@DevikaButts95
I don't have to wish, baby cakes. I know. I read it on GAG!

[DevikaButts95]

That might as well confirmed it as not true then. Lmao.

[ChetAtkins]

@DevikaButts95
GAG is the beacon of all wisdom on all the planet.

[DevikaButts95]

I don't know man, someone just said "all women are lesbians"
LMAO.

[ChocolateCheesecake]

Gag knowledge is the only way lmao

[ChetAtkins]

@ChocolateCheesecake
I don't even bother Googling anymore. It's a huge waste of time. I just come here.

[ChetAtkins]

@DevikaButts95
And? I've read 897 posts that confirm that. What's your point?

[ChocolateCheesecake]

Same. Everyone is way smart here

[ChetAtkins]

@ChocolateCheesecake
Exactly. At least you get it.

[DevikaButts95]

Lmao "confirm"

[ChocolateCheesecake]

@DevikaButts95 lololol

[nonratracereality]

Its just utterly noticeable because most are short or not extended. Also the skill technique and time that goes into your actions because its you and believe in yourself. It's a compliment for the smart person or an embarrassment the other way.

[ChiPaPa]

It means you'd be great with something other than lesbianism...

[ultimega]

Hmm... like what? 😃😃

[ChiPaPa]

[ultimega]

Not sure what that means...

[ChiPaPa]

Stamps. Great for stamp collecting.

[ultimega]

I shall remember that for next time

[fashionguy17]

Good lesbian, good straight girl... just means your head game is on point XD!

[fashionguy17]

Can you touch your chin with your tongue?

[ultimega]

Yes I can.

[fashionguy17]

Well, damn!

[ultimega]

Lizard qween😂😂😂

[fashionguy17]

Apparently so! That's not a bad thing, though! Ha!

[abc3643]

It means that if you have children with Gene Simmons, humanity will be doomed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wclyRZPwLoo

[DevikaButts95]

Ooh you definitely might, we might need to test it out. ;) Lmao.

[Rexnine9]

Lol I can't say. You're so nice. Just in case you don't appreciate my humor..

Pease rexi
I'll try thinking of going trics for your tongue. !-). Rex

[Muhammad1999]

It means you can sense things by using your tongue just like lizards , I'm afraid you are a reptile 😂

[Djaay]

Sounds like my newest shoe invention for lesbians , they have an extra long tongue and it takes only one finger to get them off.

[CT_CD]

Means your tongue is abnormally long. Can you lick your eye?

[hornyoldguy]

part lizard and a great lesbian or bisexual. you would lick great...

[mT2359]

It means that you are a good listener.

[ultimega]

What?

[Browneye57]

It means your tongue is long. That is all.

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

It means you are a good lesbian lizard 😂

[beebella]

You're a lesbiard.

[ultimega]

I thought so! What should I do now?

[beebella]

I don't know. I'm not an expert, but maybe ibuprofen will help?

[ultimega]

You're probably right I hope it goes away soon. I dont want to start licking things 🤔🤔

[ChocolateCheesecake]

[beebella]

@ChocolateCheesecake Lmao 😂

[ChocolateCheesecake]

Lmao😂😆😁😂😂

[ultimega]

Haha you know!

[Indigo-Alyssa]

It’s both!

[ultimega]

Oh my gawd!!

[Tyliah]

Part lizard

[ultimega]

I knew it!

[Tyliah]

Yeah. I'm jealous. I got a tiny tongue😞

[ultimega]

Hmm... Maybe you could do some tongue excerises?

[Tyliah]

Good idea. I will start immediately

[ultimega]

Yes 10 pull ups a day should do it

[motownplayer2000]

That your tongue is freakishly long

[bananathunder]

means you can lick more stuff at once?

[Poormanscomedian]

Sounds interesting , but we need to see it

[manmeat]

@ultimega
good lover to either sex :D

[Sha84]

Great Kissimmee

[ultimega]

😘😘😘😘

[GreenGold1992]

Part frog

[ultimega]

Hmm... I must test my new powers. To the woods then!

[EDWINDUNDEE999]

You know l more than like you T/REX lol

[TheAceholeSupreme666]

BOTH!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mikey112]

yup you could be a good licker for sure..