If You Could Change Your Feet To Any Of The Following NON-HUMAN Feet Would You Choose?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Alligator Feet.

Elephant Feet.

Duck Feet.

EMU Feet.

Rabbit Feet.

Cow Feet.

Bear Feet.

[nolabels]

Something told me that this was a Static question, and I was correct in my assumption.

I really don't know where to go from here.

HELLO, CAN ANYBODY TELL ME HOW TO GET HOME?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO FROM HERE.

WHAT'S THAT?
WHERE AM I?
WELL, DON'T YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE? YOU ANSWERED ME!
YOU SHOULD KNOW, DON'T YOU? NO? OK.
OK. WE'LL BE LOST TOGETHER, THEN. OK.

See you later, Static!

Guy 1) Hey bud, were those feet freakin' you out like they were me?
Guy 2) What feet?
Guy 1) What do you mean?
Guy2) Well, I saw some centimeters, but I didn't see any feet.

Ba-dump-tsh!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

When it comes to assuming some say you should never assume because when you (ASS)(U)(ME) you not one makes an (ASS) out of (U) but you also make an ass out of (ME). On the other hand you assume correct when it comes to this question & it’s funny when it comes to questions on here because I do the same.

[nolabels]

As I knew you would understand my reply by judging from the enjoyment received by, I believe, both of us in our encounters of the past, so I once again gambled and came out in the black, rather than the red, in this little journey into, wherever it was that we went, or that I went and dragged you along with me.
I trust that you have also been enriched by our tete-a-tete.
No losers here, only winners, I should hope.

I was honored to have been allowed entrance to your land of enchantment.

So, until we once again cross paths, I bid you "Good day, sir."

P. S. - I still can't pick any of those danged feet.
Just no can do, man!

[RebelinSteel]

I would go with one not on your list, a big cats, those claws would be handy

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Feet are feet, paws are paws & claws are claws & going with a big cat is ok too.
What kind of big cat would you go with?

[RebelinSteel]

I would go with Leopard or Jaguar

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Talk about a tough choice, leopard or jaguar & maybe that can be you next question.

[1073sucks]

Wow thanks for making me appreciate the beauty of my feet for the first time hahah
I always think feet are weird but after looking at all those and imagining me with them I start to think my feet are rather appealing haha 😂

Oh and if I just choose I support between rabbit and duck lol 😂

[1073sucks]

I chose duck lol

[Static_In_The_Attic]

What you have is what you have & appreciating what you have is the way to go. As for the beauty of your feet I’m glad you appreciate it & if you look in the mirror I hope you appreciate the beauty you see as well. Great choice when it comes to choosing the duck feet & if you go for a swim I’m sure you will be a fast swimmer as well.

[1073sucks]

Haha I can’t swim! But maybe with duck feet it be easier. I don’t always appreciate what I see in the mirror lol too critical. But it’s your question that made me realize hey it’s not so bad! It’s actually nice 😄! What you say is true we should appreciate what we have we just don’t know how good it is until someone asks us to trade our feet for those lol 😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for swimming I’m a water bug especially when I go to the beach & I love the beach. As for swimming a lot of people can’t swim & some of those people don’t know what they are missing. As for a mirror the person you see in the mirror is you & who you are is who you are & who you are is someone special no matter what & no matter what you look like either.

[1073sucks]

You’re lucky! I wish I knew how to swim. They say it’s the best exercise and it looks so fun! But I tried so much and I just can't. I can’t even float.
As for the mirror I know I should appreciate myself more but I really am tempted to do some face surgeries or at least get veneers. I look at all the famous people and what a drastic change they make just by getting fake teeth and a nose job. It’s a whole other side of beauty but so expensive

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It’s all about trying & don’t stop trying & as for CAN’T take that word out of your vocabulary or replace it with CAN. Anyone can swim but not everyone realizes they can & if you keep trying I know you can.

[1073sucks]

:)))))) thank you! You make me feel better! I will do that! It’s hot now so I will start teaching myself.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It’s a hot one so make sure you stay hydrated & be safe & be one with the water.

[1073sucks]

It is very hot. I’m almost roasting! Thank you for MHO!! And thank you for the confidence/positive life lessons! :)))

[dustybiker2]

Gator feet. Not that I don't appreciate the other feet. Can't go wrong with feet that outlasted the dinosaurs.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

The alligator feet are awesome but if those feet are chasing you that is another story.

[dustybiker2]

Yeah. Zigzag and keep going!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’ll go wake up Jumbo Joe in my pond & you try to zigzag holding chicken, that joker will laugh at you.

[dustybiker2]

Yeah but at least you die trying.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@quarrel Thank “you”!

[dustybiker2]

@Static_In_The_Attic he just hit over 200 Q's and opinions. No life.

[Daniela1982]

My feet already look like an animal's feet.

[Billlewis]

Oh my goodness... I usually don't go for long toenails, but your feet are so beautiful...
'I'd crawl a mile through desert heat, just to kiss your gorgeous feet... and how I yearn to kiss your ass, but clearly, I'm not in your class'

[Daniela1982]

@Billlewis ass and class - cute

[Billlewis]

Thank you very much, ma'am. I just started following you and I'd be honored if you'd like to follow me as well. Thank you very much.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Look at the claws on you & if your feet look like that I could only do imagine what your hands look like.

[Charliefretz329]

Oh my….

[Daniela1982]

Enough to shred cardboard.

[Charliefretz329]

Good Lord

[SeriouslyNotSerious]

The alligator one. Loooove the nail shape lolz 💅

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Go for it & as for the alligator one I’m you will have fun painting the nails too.

[sage2021]

None of them. I like my feet just the way they are. They are pretty feet🙂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Our feet are our feet & I like my feet just what way they are too except when I stub my toe.

[NathanDavis]

and I would walk like a duck, sound like a duck... and swim like a duck

[Daniela1982]

Donald, nice to meet you. No, not Trump, Donald Duck! 😃🤣😂

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Walk like a duck, sound like a duck, swim like a duck & shit like a duck.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@Daniela1982 Scrooge McDuck was always my favorite.

[NathanDavis]

[Static_In_The_Attic]

At least all the ducks are in a row.

[Daniela1982]

I sa him more in comic books than in cartoons.

[NathanDavis]

@Daniela1982 me too... would get them weekly, and draw it daily... as a little kid

[RavVid]

Duty bound to go with my avian compatriot. Emu feet.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Those are wonderful feet & made for running as well. It’s amazing how an EMU can run up to 31mph.

[RavVid]

Emus can run fast indeed. And they can be very quiet on them as well. The classic is they sneak up behind you and take advantage of their long neck to steal your picnic lunch.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

A long time ago & I mean a long time ago do you think they were able to fly?

[RavVid]

Must have been able to I would think seeing they have wings but they got too big and heavy. I have never heard of any fossil evidence of them starting off small and evolving into big birds though.

[exitseven]

maybe some animal that can hang from a tree branch by it's toes.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Batman?

[exitseven]

I was thinking more of a primate/

[dustybiker2]

Sloth?

[exitseven]

@dustybiker2 orangutang?

[dustybiker2]

Ah. Okay

[SotiCoto]

Cat feet, along with cat everything else.

You didn't even clarify if they were to scale.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You are right & I didn’t clarify so in this case they are to scale.

[OddBeMe]

With our current bodies? Evolution gave us what we have for a reason.

But kangaroo legs would be fun to fun on.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Evolution gave us a lot & over time I’m sure we lost a lot as well. As for kangaroo legs that would be fun & you can hop around town & if someone messes with you those legs & feet can really do some damage.

[OddBeMe]

Hells yeah. Or ostrich legs.

Kangaroo legs with ostrich talons. I’m high as fuck

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Hit that pipe bro! Cheers to devils lettuce.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

https://youtu.be/WeYsTmIzjkw?si=DbreH6jEBzI0BZvY Enjoy this wonderful song too.

[hahahmm]

For me to do that would mean that I have a mental illness & I have never been accused of being mentally ill.

[lorenzomichael]

I could probably smack the fuck out of someone with a ducks foot.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You probably could & you probably would & I’m sure some really cuties will say duck feet so instead of smacking them you would probably spank them instead. Alligator feet for me.

[Account]

I am not sure. I am tempted to choose the elephant for some reason, even though amongst my favorite comics are the works of Carl Barks and Don Rosa (of the Ducks).

[Account]

It is a difficult decision.

[Account]

Or bear feet why the hell not 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It’s all about decisions & in life some decisions are tough & some aren’t. Go with your first instinct & go with the elephant feet.

[Account]

It was really tough but I followed your advice and I chose the elephant feet. 🐘

[Static_In_The_Attic]

youtube.com/shorts/2nF4WGySUPI?si=y5we9I8Iz25JlGRe

[alice55]

rabbit they're was cuter

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Also if you get tired of walking you can always hop around.

[alice55]

Yes, that would be practicable

[KostasKouvalis]

LOL. I could probably work with rabbit feet XD

[alice55]

@KostasKouvalis that would be fun

[KostasKouvalis]

For sure they would be fun to play with and hop around on XD

[DishLady]

I'm happy with my own feet, thank you.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You are welcome & enjoy your feet.

[avery58]

Rabbits have the cutest feet out of these

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Rabbit feet are cute & I had a rabbit for a long time growing up.

[strateguy632]

rabbit so i *giv myself good *luk!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for a lucky rabbits foot that is one thing I never understood. It wasn’t lucky for the rabbit.

[Charliefretz329]

Bear feet obviously 😆

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Big bear feet are cool & I remember when I was a kid I had big bear slippers & I loved those things. I wonder if thy make them in adult size because I’m getting an idea. I should walk on my beach with them make foot prints early in the morning & make people wonder.

[Charliefretz329]

Lmao 🤣

[sirderpsalot123]

Alligator feet

[sirderpsalot123]

Weird question lol I like it

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Wonderful choice when it comes to alligator feet & thinking about it I’m leaning that way too. As for me I have two alligators in the pond behind my house & if truth be told I never knew what alligator feet really looked like & I don’t want to get close to find out. Alligator feet are wonderful in the water & on land I’m sure those jokers move just as fast.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for my weird question I’m full of weird questions & give me time & I’m sure I will come up with more.

[AlfApAşA]

I Prefer Rabbit's Feet, They Are So Cute 😇

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Indeed they are & growing up I had a rabbit for 14 years & he was my buddy.

[AlfApAşA]

In This Age of Digitalist Loneliness, Many People's Best Friend Are Their Pet Cats Or Animals ınfornately 😇

[Static_In_The_Attic]

My grandfather back in the day had a t-shirt that we laughed at & thinking about it he was right. The shirt read the following. The more people I meet the more I like my dog.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

As for Digital Loneliness it’s only getting worse & it’s an addiction. As for me I grew up without Smartphones so I’m cool without them & to be honest I have a flip phone & I did have a smartphone & got rid of it.

[mandyfire98]

Little ducky feet

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Little ducky feet are cute & about a year ago I had two ducks visit me a few times & I named them Mick & Jagger & Mick & Jagger loved Cheerios. I also liked it when I sat in my back chair & they would come over & sit next to me & sleep. In my back yard I have a big pond & all kinds of animals enjoy it & now that the weather is warmer two alligators seem to enjoy it too.

[mandyfire98]

That is adorable. I want ducks now.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

youtube.com/shorts/sPlJJ6pELKs?si=VQC6Bx8p8SPUhO3T I love when they shake their feathers.

[mandyfire98]

Booty wiggle

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Shake That Thang!

[Dargil]

Bigfoot feet.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Absolutely Harry!

[menina]

Elephant feet because I love these animals. 🐘🐘🐘

[Static_In_The_Attic]

youtube.com/shorts/zOfnqFYBnj4?si=BpYCOTmHOeWgu5tl A true treasure they are & hopefully elephants are around for a long time.

[menina]

😂😂😂😂😂

Thanks for sharing this video! I agree with you, they're a treasure. Yes, I also hope they're around for a long time. Unfortunately many of them were killed by humans or they're being exploited.

[madgoat]

Can I choose goat?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

You sure can & if you want goat feet you can choose them.