If you have to put a status or a sculpture on your grave, which or who's sculpture will you pick?

[Kelly6]

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As everyone already know, I would still love a Carved giant penis made of stone 🤗

[NamerOfStars]

You know, I've often wondered why so many tombstones feature sculptures of angels crying. What's the message supposed to be- "Aw crap, now I have to share Heaven with THIS bozo for all eternity!"? I get that it's a graveyard, and putting up angels dancing and laughing with the departed would send an impolite message to other mourners (or that's how it'd be interpreted) but you'd think the odd crying devil would be okay.

If I had my way, I'd probably go for a sculpture inspired by Da Vinci's "Last Supper"- you know the one:

with Jesus and the Apostles all on one side, for no apparent reason? I'd do that, but on the other side of the table, have statues of 1. me, with an empty plate in front of me, as though the Lord and I are in a maror-eating contest (I mean, look at His expression; He is NOT happy), since it was a Passover seder, after all, and 2. Da Vinci himself, making a sketch of the scene on a pad of paper. It'd be GREAT.

Probably too much to fit over a single grave, though, unless I gained two or three thousand pounds.

[Lliam]

Something like this never occurred to me.

How about a classic Roman-style statue of a bare breasted woman wearing a stola low on her hips with one leg completely exposed, kneeling back on her heels and leaning over, braced on her arms, gazing down lovingly at my grave. Her breasts are plump, well shaped with pointed tips, and fairly heavy. She's on a plinth, of course.

[sage2021]

@Lliam
And how big are her areola's?

[Kelly6]

@sage2021 lol, That much detail is totally needed.
@Lliam

[Kelly6]

@Lliam
Sage2021 also need to know the color of the nipples lol

[Lliam]

LOL You've got the spirit! 😀

It's white marble, so no color. I specified boob size and shape because classical images of women tended to portray very young women with modest bumps for boobs. They didn't have... "weight".

www.shutterstock.com/.../...oman-in-1636337038.jpg

Hints of areolas, including Montgomery tubercles, is fair. I want it to be realistic, after all. LOL
Let's say 2" wide or so, if the statue is life size. Erect and prominent nipples, too.

[Kelly6]

@Lliam much better, @sage2021 will send the order for your sculpture lol

[Lliam]

Awww. 😊😊😊
I hope I'm alive to see it. 😂

[Lliam]

Thanks for the MHO, Kelly. 😄

[Daniela1982]

I'll put up a statue for the guys who like to talk about their dicks. STATUS? Walking on streets of gold.

[Nikki1989]

[XXblack88]

🤔 Why the baphomet?

[DrPepper12]

@XXblack88 @Nikki1989
The better question is why NOT baphomet? GREAT IDEA!!!

[OlderAndWiser]

Status: Member of advanced scouting party.

[RebelinSteel]

Something along these lines,

[DrPepper12]

there's only ONE choice!!! UP THE IRONS FOR EDDIE!!!
My all time fav band!! 👊🏻🎶☠️👍🏻💯

[OfMiceandMen]

Status: Pushing-up daisies

Sculpture: a large daisy-shaped grave stone like below with actual daisies growing on top of the ground.

Pets Name: Sir Humpsalot

[RavVid]

The Thinker by Rodin. He is dead too, so it is appropriate.

I do want it modified to have the GirlsAskGuys logo inset into the base. Looks as though it would have to be on the ass side.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thinker

[DrPepper12]

I thought about the thinker but I want to have him sitting on a real working toilet bowl.

[RavVid]

@DrPepper12 Why not? We do a lot of quiet reflection there. Would you include the GAG logo? The pink and blue would be more vivid on ceramic so that's a plus.

[DrPepper12]

can't happen. Im going to be made into a tree or a diamond. I think every cemetery in the world should be razed and made in to Parks playgrounds preserves and ball fields. Such a waste of land. Its just stupid.

If i REALLY get my family to go along I'm going to ask that my body be put in a tower of silence (dakhma) next to a Zoroastrian (Parsi) temple!! Let the elements and flora and fauna consume whats left after i die. You should consider it!!

[HawkPerception]

My ideal status would be

"Loving husband and father.
Founder of ___.
Author of___. "

I wouldn't want a sculpture, but it would be nice if a tree was planted on my grave.

[AviatorTom]

I'm not going to have a grave, maybe I should have an image of Yoda on my urn.

Until this question, I never thought about that. 🤔

[NathanDavis]

no doubt about it...

[ClaircognizantEmpath]

hey, I've always said im gonna be 102 so if i die before that i have insisted it states i should of been 102!!

[Bricealan]

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I want a giant, stone carved like a Clitoris as a head stone on y grave,

[Anonymous]

Maybe a sculpture of my derriere! Then people can kiss it or the government can continue to? me!

[electromagnetic]

Donald Trump with a QR code.

[DrPepper12]

Im a sane American and i approve this message. GREAT IDEA!!!

[Bklynbadboy12]

I you want a big penis on yours then o want a big vagina on mine

[Darksoulsjd]

Blood for the blood God! Skulls for the skull throne!

[andreasderjuengere]

A periscope sculpture

[DrPepper12]

NICE!!! Maybe a bell chime that sounds off randomly a few time a year?

[HalalCabello]

A sculpture of Arabic tea lol

[FunkyMonkee]

A status?
The Marx Brothers

[ChicoFromThe305]

A urinal 😂

[Kelly6]

@ChicoFromThe305
😂😂😂😂😂

[Account]

Lmao dead🤣🤣🤣

[ChicoFromThe305]

Literally 💀

[Celticwolf78]

A Grimm reaper

[Kelly6]

@Celticwolf78
Scary, no one will come near your grave

[Celticwolf78]

Yep that's the point

[adventurous-1]

A dragon morning the loss of its rider.

[OtterMan68]

St Michael the Archangle

[exitseven]

I would want to have a statue of me.

[XXblack88]

A cat

[Anonymous]

I thought you like girls

[MrGSpotHer]

Apparently lies here

[MrGSpotHer]

A giant dick pmsl 🤣

[Charliefretz329]

My buttcheeks 😆