Is the reason butt cheeks exist is for it to not hurt when we sit?

[Anonymous]

It's basically the only body part that doesn't have a purpose unless this is the purpose 🤔

[Miah04]

Umm.. you realize they have a hand in many things.

Keeping us from falling when sitting.

They help us walk, run. Squatting.

It stablizes the hips, as well as helps to prevent knee injuries.

This is just a few things it does. Like literally almost everything we do the butt has important function.

[Asker]

How do you know? I'd expect such information from someone that has a butt 😂

[Miah04]

I have one😤it's just not a big ole one.

[Asker]

I know I was just seeing your reaction 😂

[Daniela1982]

I don't know. Some asses are who huge you would think they would sprain their back just by running.

[Miah04]

@Daniela1982 😂😂 you definitely right

[coxoabean]

No God gave it to us for when we got a whooping, so our parents could teach us right and wrong and we could grow up to be good people. It's padded so it doesn't hurt our body

[Asker]

Or padding to sit down and you don't hurt your butt bones lol

[coxoabean]

Yaa probably that too lol

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

You are formidable, this ability to ask random questions about anything is enjoyable, for me. But it doesn't I can answer, I'm just, genuinely pleased :D

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

*doesn't means I can

[Asker]

Thanks, I'm glad my brain storming brings you joy lol

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I hope you're studying or in a field that puts your brain at use, if it's not the case, consider it !

[Asker]

Nah I'd rather use it to ask useful and important questions like this one 😂

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

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[midnightmoon05]

One has to conquer its own fear!
Chico fear is holding you back.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

@ChicoFromThe305
Chico, you are being challenged again, notice ! 😆

[Asker]

That's midnight, fear is just her favorite word, she believes everything is fear 😂

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Ah if she is as obsessed as you pretend her to be then... I understand your refusal 😆

[Asker]

I'm just joking lol although something Im not joking about is that she likes destroying her car suspension on speed bumps

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Hmmmmmmmm
Am I looking at a conversation between family members? haha

[midnightmoon05]

I believe everything is fear? Quite the opposite…I have no fear. I told you I’ll take you to Harlem to get out of your comfort zone.
You still on my suspension? lol my car is good and fun to drive.

[Asker]

I was joking, and yes I'll never forget you like torturing suspensions, and I told you, I'm not gonna leave one hood to go to another, at least I know where I stand on mine 😂

[midnightmoon05]

Ahahaha u live in the hood?
I take care of my car wink wink 😜 😂 still driving well.

[Asker]

Why are you lying 😂

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Hmmm I hope its not a family conversation running here.. there seems to be a level of sexual subtext involved. WHICH makes me ABSOLUTELY WANT to think it is not family related 😭

[Asker]

Sexual? Dude she's married, with a family, your sexual radar is broken 😂

[midnightmoon05]

😂 maybe maybe not 😂 anything can turn sexual? 🤦‍♀️!! Chico is a fun kid to chat with. I actually agree with you that he should use his head in better places.
Anywho!! Lying about my car? I like to go fast on speed bumps… see even the word says to speed!! It’s all fun. 🤩
Chico… I am also a 1st grade teacher and act like the annoying orange 😜

[Asker]

Her calling me a kid was more offensive than her agreeing with you on what to do with my brain 😂

I will just blame the speed bumps, the speed bumps rattled her brain and now she's never been the same, I'm not realizing how many teachers make an appearance on this site 🤔

[Asker]

Now*

[midnightmoon05]

You! I am old enough to be your mom… so I have earned the title to call you a kid. And as a teacher… and mom … surely put your head in a better place.

I noticed there are 2 other teachers on gag.
Chico asked a lot of questions, for sure… I would love to see you doing something more than being on gag.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

@ChicoFromThe305
I know, you have seen/read somewhere that married persons are magically unable to imply or articulate sexual jokes outside the frame of their marriage buuuuut

Psssttt.

The cake is a lie.
😆

[Asker]

I do, I just don't share what I do on gag, I keep my personal life out of gag, but if you must know, I'm currently working on my own little business, I'll be customizing branded shoes and reselling them, I'm not a shoe person but I know there's money in it, I have other plans but I don't share business ideas with others because they can steal it, I leave my notifications on gag... on so I can multitask but I don't live on this shit even tho it seems like it, that's cause I don't use the time to go out to bars and stuff and socialize with others, I find it a waste of time if I can just socialize this way or with friends, besides that it's money moves and video games 😂

calling an adult man a kid that isn't your child is not the proper term, you could just said young man, it works just as good if not better lol

If you were my mom you wouldn't be racing over speed bumps tho, I think I'd have privileges to some extend to tell you what to do considering your death would effect my life 😂

[Asker]

Maybe not, Not magically but as a normal person I normally assume they will remain loyal to their marriage because it's the expected thing from them, besides if I knew midnight was someone unloyal I wouldn't feed it, she's just got an uncommon personality, but that the best thing about her 😂

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

That brings a topic about moral compass Chico lol
Because right now you are implying that voicing sexual jokes with someone that isn't your wife/husband is disloyal. But disloyal how so? It's a joke, not a sexual intercourse. Sooooo, enlighten me about your moral views :D

[Asker]

You'd allow your partner to have sexual jokes with other men? I'd like to strongly believe you wouldn't, cheating isn't just physical, I'm sure your partner can have an emotional connection with someone else and there's no other category to put it in besides cheating, if the only form of commitment for you revolves around intercourse or physical activities and that's the only thing that you'd take as betrayal from a partner then I don't know what to tell you, all I know is that if your partner is making sexual jokes with another individual then the signs of you being cheated on are there, the level of comfort between your partner with another individual has to be at an all time high for them to be sharing sexual jokes and that surely beyond a friendship and it shouldn't be acceptable if the person is in a committed relationship.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I understand where you come from now, morally speaking, thanks for elaborating 👍🏼

Where I come from, a sexual joke is, by default, harmless. A taunt, a tease. Something playful and not consequential. That is how I consider it when there is no specific context, by default. My views on this would change, depending on the additional context you would provide though. Depending on this context, I would, as you say, consider the signs at play ;)

[Asker]

I would bypass maybe the sexual jokes not being related to either of them and it was just a sexual joke in general but I think once they start involving themselves in those sexual jokes then that's already crossing a line for example if a woman that's in a relationship was talking about busting nuts and they talking about busting nuts okay sexual jokes but if that taken woman is talking and joking about you specifically busting nuts that's the line cross and there's a saying that behind a joke there's a truth and even tho it might not be the case all the time, that saying didn't come out of nowhere, considering some people express themselves through humor, mostly when they aren't trying to make something obvious, I think if people are gonna be friends and they are in a relationship they should keep things clean.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I agree, if the sexual jokes are _repeatedly_ involving the two people themselves then I would consider it a sign of sexual complicity, that would certainly draws my attention.
I would also consider the personalities at play, a flirty personality being flirty is logical, but a reserved personality, for instance, becoming suddenly flirty with someone else is a sign I would account for

[Asker]

Indeed so

[midnightmoon05]

Chico - you have earn my respect to call you a gentleman. A well respected young man indeed.
Chico I think you know who is my hubby… he has responded to a lot of your questions and I think he and I have corresponded here. I forget… sometimes we are just playful.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

@midnightmoon05 I relate!
I have a high opinion of you Chico, genuinely :)

[Asker]

Thanks to the both of y'all

I'm sure I've seen him before, cause I do come conversate with several individuals here, I didn't know your partner was here but that's pretty cool, there's something respectable about a guy wanting to share any moment he can with his woman, even if that's arguing with random imbeciles on some random forums app (not speaking of anyone specific) 😂

[strateguy632]

No! I think it was to "have place" for monkeys to "exude" waste even while sitting.

But i like the answer of muscles that makes more sense!

[Asker]

Fair enough

[CheeseMonster]

They are mostly muscle, so I assume their main purpose is for standing and walking/running upright.

[Asker]

aren't they more fat than muscle?

[strateguy632]

To chico that depends on if they live here in u. S.
Lol.

[CheeseMonster]

@strateguy632 they all have some fat, but most are majority muscle. That's what gives them the shape, that's why athletes and skinny people still have butt cheeks.

[CheeseMonster]

Oops, meant to @ChicoFromThe305 ^^

[MisterWack]

What are the purpose of ear lobes and male nipples?

I’m sure not every part of the human body has to have some sort of purpose and can be there for whatever evolutionary benefit.

[V_Injector]

Ass is the padding to protect a woman from my thumping that is generated by my ass muscles.

I like to thrust them so hard that their head is banging against the wall... they need some ass just to survive.

[Daniela1982]

It has a purpose. When we were created we didn't have chairs or padded couches. So we were given a built-in seat cushion. Plus, wouldn't we look funny without them?

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

How do you know we didn't have chairs when we were created?

Jk.

I'm just simulating a creationist stance, to see how the world would look like 🤔

[lightbulb27]

stored energy and counter balance so we stand upright.

we evolved... our brains used to be down there... but that changed after some monkey said "you have s!!! for brains"...

[rienna888]

Lol i thought it was so we could run faster.

[Asker]

Thats what i thought thigh muscles were for 😂

[Cheerfull009]

Yes, this is good reason but butts protects asshole from unwanted things entering in

[Asker]

Interesting, didn't know that, sadly it doesn't work with beach sand 😂

[Dongie]

You are the one.

Iĺ say yep that and muscle and attraction on girls.

[Ladsin2]

You don't know what's a butt for?

[TheSpaceGnome]

Glutes actually help your legs to function, they allow for rotation and bending.
But the extra fat around it was useful for sitting.

[dudegreat91]

Yeah or because it will be bouncy when smacked/spanked

[Dinklex3]

? They’re your glute muscles lol

[Asker]

Yea but their purpose is to sit, I assume right?

[Anonymous]

A butt purpose is to use the bathroom and to sit on

[sirderpsalot123]

My man asking the important questions

[sirderpsalot123]

This is actually a really good question lol

[Asker]

Lmao it seems nobody else wants to ask the important stuff

[Iron_Man]

Yes, it’s made for sitting

[Iron_Man]

And it covers your you know what up where you go to the bathroom at

[Asker]

True lol

[Iron_Man]

Yes 👍🏻

[Twalli]

They protect the asshole.

[Asker]

Lmao

[MemeSupreme]

bruh

[Asker]

Someone has the name the important observations

[MemeSupreme]

what is it's actual purpose though if it's not that lol

[Asker]

My point exactly lol

[midnightmoon05]

Yes yes and yes.

[HomerSimpson742]

You need a place for food to exist. Also how could you sit. On your face like mork?

[thearchjoker]

that is the prepose

[RavVid]

There is substantial muscle there.

[MK1997]

Troll

[Asker]

You just noticed 💀

[PrettyCrumblBb]

Yup!

[Asker]

👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[beefcakebradybatson]

I guess.