If vampires were real, would you purposely interact with them?

[ChicoFromThe305]

I would probably hunt them, even tho I know I at some point I'd probably get turned into one cause they will at some point bite me but I would trap them In cement and sell them back to their groups until they eventually retaliate which is inevitable tbh, I'd say if I wear an armor made of silver I'd be like a radioactive man walking around them along with garlic jewelry, they will walk by me like "OW why does this person hurt", I'd also eat a lot of garlic around them so they don't think of drinking my blood, they will think my blood is poison, they will fear the poison man, if they turn me into a vampire, I'd still hunt them so maybe they will think twice of doing so 🙂

[GOLDFISH_smile]

Vampires can wear gloves, and they don't have to drink your blood to kill you. Once they know you're hunting them they could literally just track you down or hire a hitman hit man and kill you with regular murder. 💀 just something to consider.

I wouldn't fuck with them they're literal demons. I'd keep as much distance as possible, & probably wear clothes that hide my neck & figure out what to/not to eat so my blood doesn't taste good, and if I met one I'd try to balance between pissing them off & catching their interest. Basically be as forgettable as possible. Fade into the background. Vampires living in common society would be fucking terrifying...

[ChicoFromThe305]

There's a more powerful source than demons, a source demons fear for that matter, I'll bring lots of holy water 😂

[GOLDFISH_smile]

You go for it. I'm not interested.

[Berethor]

Good points, I like how some people assume that vampires would act like zombies.

[Account]

My first thought was sure, sign me up to become one. My second thought was: "Damn I would have to give up garlic powder." 😭

[ChicoFromThe305]

But that immortality dream would come true, the sacrifice would be your cravings for foods that have garlic but it's kinda a cruel idea considering you'd live forever without garlic, choose wisely account 😂

[Account]

After careful consideration I will be a vampire, it would be more entertaining. 🧛🏻‍♀️🦇

[RebelinSteel]

@Account also Vampires do have really good sense of style.

[ChicoFromThe305]

I don't know how much you can possible do avoiding the sun tho 😂

[Account]

@RebelinSteel After so many centuries of them being immortal, it is kind of a given for them to have developed an impeccable sense of style.

@ChicoFromThe305
That won't be that difficult, although there might be ways around it.

[Berethor]

Like how you think that vampires are dumb and that the only thing that they can do is bite, it's like messing with members of the mafia, who are in this case immortal, why would they want to turn you? make you a made man, when they can just kill you? and your silver armor is not bulletproof, we talking about beings who probably have centuries of experience. I am not sure if I would interact with them, the chance for immortality could be worth the risk, but I don't think that they would be turning random people.

https://web.archive.org/web/20170930031213/http://www.kaila.pl:80/rpg/vampire.htm

https://www.youtube.com/embed/UHh1TxryWlw

[RebelinSteel]

I was out with a bunch of them last night, at about 2am this morning it was me and a bunch of goths that would pass for vampires lol. They plied with me alcohol from the afternoon until like 3am.
I was tempted to join them lol, unfortunately getting a bite on my neck would not go down well lol.
I have chatted about vampires before with friends, we reckon they could exist with the sheer number of people that go missing.
Currently being plied with Pink Gins, they know my weakness to Gin.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Why are you just randomly hanging out with so many of them? Lo

[RebelinSteel]

Friends
Am visiting them out of charity, I teach them culture and bring them gin and absinthe
I went to school with one and introduced him to his wife at university.
I was Sposed to go to Download but could not.

[slatyb]

If vampires were real, and they had to have a blood meal monthly, and their victims also turned to vampires, then the number of vampires would double every month. If there were even one vampire, then after 33 months everyone would be a vampire. Then they would all starve.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Or eat each other or drink animal blood lol

[Berethor]

Assuming that a bite is enough to turn a mortal, and no more things are needed.

https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Embrace_(VTM)

[Kayla45]

I would become Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 😂😜

If you know, you know!

[Berethor]

Yea buffy is killing all vampires, except those who had sex with her. :D

[ChicoFromThe305]

Never heard of her but welcome to my vampire hunting army lol

[Nirmroth]

Nope, theyre like mosquitoes but in human form. Would be annoying to have one in the House and would support to exterminate them.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Join my hunting forces then 😂

[PeachyPie93]

I would want them to bite me and hopefully turn me into one of them if not, dying would be fine lol

[ChicoFromThe305]

Why? 😂

[PeachyPie93]

LOL if I can't be young forever there is no point in life anyways :P

[ChicoFromThe305]

That's the whole reason? Really? It's a good thing you die of age then lol

[PeachyPie93]

LOL sadly..

[michol1]

If vampires were real what makes you think they would be monsters, why can’t they just be living their lives drinking bagged blood you don’t have to kill to drink either. I can’t imagine a vampire would turn you into one of their own kind for hunting them you’d probably just be killed. I might interact with them depending on the type I guess.

[Berethor]

Maybe he don't care if they are friendly or not, and he want to kill them anyway. :)

allthetropes.org/wiki/Van_Helsing_Hate_Crimes

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Lol, intense fiction here, at this point I'm really influenced by Anne Rice's turn on the vampire figure and how she tried to implement it historically, reasonably. Up to contemporary times.

So she persuaded me that such immortality would be a curse, a psychological devastation, see Lestat. She also convinced me that vampires would stay societally under the radar, for obvious reasons

[Agape93]

Nope. I'd start collecting teeth. Bram stoker kind, 30 days of night kind, whatever.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lmao why?

[Agape93]

If you wanted to bust in someone's house and they throw a zip lock bag full of bloody teeth at you, how would you feel?

[ChicoFromThe305]

I would think you have a very strange hobby mostly if the teeth are pointy lol

[Agape93]

Lol.

[Chazmatazz269]

I would. I’m not sure i’d hunt them. Maybe on a case by case basis. There’s no reason to think vampires would be inherently evil.

[Berethor]

Yea in modern shows there is quite a lot of friendly neighborhood vampires. :)

allthetropes.org/.../Friendly_Neighborhood_Vampire

[Juxtapose]

I would seek them out to become one of them so I could avoid death.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Interesting lol

[Juxtapose]

Well it's a no-brainer, you have so many conveniences but then you get to live indefinitely. Good trade-off.

[Juxtapose]

*some inconveniences

[ChicoFromThe305]

You can avoid death to a certain point, remember they die from silver, get hurt from garlic and pulverize to dust in the sun 😂

[Juxtapose]

Humans die from way more stuff and they are on a ticking time clock.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yea but it's not immortality and the sun is everywhere, that limits you by a lot, humans can at least go in the sun without worrying about turning to dust lol

[Juxtapose]

Biological immortality is immortality if you play your cards right.

[ChicoFromThe305]

I guess lol

[Berethor]

That's not sure bet, but still a chance for immortality is not a bad deal. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqkIQ-Lr1mU

[Juxtapose]

@Berethor oh I played that game and I also play the tabletop. I know that world is brutal but if you're competent you should last longer than you would as a human.

[Maybeyoutoo]

I would run away from them, but those who attacked me would die.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Keep your wooden knife close lol

[normalice]

I've wanted to be a vampire since I was 8. But i suppose it depends on what kind of vampire.

[alice55]

I would avoid them, I wouldn't want them to steal my blood neither give me disease

[MemeSupreme]

i wanna be a vampire...

[ChicoFromThe305]

You already look like a vampire, just one that jumped in a taffy machine

[Berethor]

22 is not too old to live forever, you could be a vampire like Jesse. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pg9fKjzG9o

[Xawyx]

Sure, if she would look like this ;)

[DrPepper12]

Yeah. They seem chill.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lol.

[Berethor]

Cold as death, well that comes with being a undead, no much to do about that. :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3djvzyNSFo

[FunkyMonkee]

Only in daylight.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lol.

[captain_voidwalker]

Indeed I would, finally worthy prey.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lmao no cap

[NathanDavis]

what do you mean, if...

[Aiko_E_Lara]

To be miserable and immortal? No thanks

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lol.