Can you give yourself biography?

[Anonymous]

[valentina4eva]

nooo i would be terrible at writing my own biography!!😵😵 i am soooo bad at having to write anything about myself😲

[Asker]

Ever heard the saying "nobody knows you better than yourself" well use that 😂

[valentina4eva]

lol while i’m sure that’s true i’m still terrible at writing any “about me” sections😂😂 i would prolly just hire a ghostwriter😋😋😅

[Asker]

So you are going to cheat? You aren't even gonna try? 😂

[valentina4eva]

nooooo!! i’m not a cheater!!😤😤 i just thought u might like i had to write a real book😂😂 i didn’t know u meant a gag biography!!😅

[valentina4eva]

valentina: small but mighty, she is smart, sassy, empathetic, nurturing, always there for her friends💕💕
she likes nature, outdoors, animals, science, biology, reading, fitness, running, hiking, working out, shopping, makeup, fashion😊😊
she has lived between 🇨🇦 and 🇮🇹
one day she hopes to actually figure out her life!! (maybe) 🫶🏻

[Asker]

I surely don't expect you to write a book, that would be insane 😂

That is a nice biography, very nice, you forgot to mention you are the queen and rule over all the Barbies in the world 🙂

[valentina4eva]

ohhh ofc how silly of meee!!😵‍💫😵‍💫 that would be my 2nd chapter, that apparently i am a barbie!!😂😋😋

[Asker]

Not just any barbie, a giant barbie that brushes her own hair, can't forget that, very important details 😆

[valentina4eva]

😂🤣😂
very important barbie details!! i will have to hire u as the official barbie consultant once i start selling my office biography!!😋📖📖

[Asker]

Indeed, I think I can do that job pretty well, your motto would be "the barbie you need more than she needs you" 😂

[valentina4eva]

😂😂 i already get a motto now too!! ur hired, now we will make millionssssss!!💰💰

[Asker]

Those millions will get you a life sized doll house 😂

[valentina4eva]

i am here for it😂😂

[Asker]

Then the barbie life story will be complete 😂

[electromagnetic]

I guess my autobiography would be all my journals throughout the years of my life.

[Asker]

Do you have them all?

[electromagnetic]

Yup. Every single one since I have 13.

[Asker]

Why?

[electromagnetic]

Because writing helps to collect thoughts.

[Asker]

And store them, you stashed your life away, that's pretty wild 😂

[electromagnetic]

Do you have a photo album?

[Asker]

Nope, at that point I'd just have written proof lol

[electromagnetic]

No fun 🤣

[Asker]

You got a whole self incrimination summary nice and neat all ready for whoever will be curious enough to snoop 😂

[electromagnetic]

They can look but through won’t find much. 😂 locked up tighter than Guantanamo.

[Asker]

Who's no fun now hm 😌

[electromagnetic]

Cannot give people all my secrets for nothing.

[Asker]

Yea sure 😂

[Red_Arrow]

If you write your own biography it is an autobiography.

[exitseven]

I could but it really is not very interesting

[Asker]

Lmao how bad can it be?

[exitseven]

It's not bad but boring

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Constantly, but it doesn't mean I'm always writing it, it's unconscious

[FunkyMonkee]

Of course. It's called an autobiography. Or, memoirs.

[NathanDavis]

I used to write, part of it... the first half, anyway

more of an anthology

[MemeSupreme]

i hit my head too many times growing up for that

[Asker]

Lol.

[paledreams]

It may take longer than GAG will let me answer 😞😞😞😁

[LiamJHayden]

Anyone who is really bored can go through my answers and piece together a lot of it.

[Staximus]

You mean write an autobiography? I could. I haven't done anything interesting lately, though

[Iron_Man]

Mr. 305

[Asker]

MR WORLDWIDE

[Iron_Man]

Yes sir

[CubaPirate]

I'd rather I didn't lol 😆

[Jennz6]

I can but @sage2021 will be upset with me

[noohair]

Confidential, you don't have clearance.

[Anonymous]

The man with 3 balls