Are you a good bullshitter?

[Anonymous]

Let's test it, say something false and then logically try to say something that would sound convincing enough to falsely spread information.

This was inspired by Mike carbenaro, that man can just bullshit his way through anything by making it sound logical and like it makes sense.

I'll go first, did you know yawning burns brain cells? so it is known that Everytime we yawn we inhale large amounts of carbon dioxide, the breathing pattern is balanced until we break that pattern by yawning and when that carbon dioxide gets into your lungs, it enters your blood stream which eventually reaches your brain and the brain cells are consumed by the gas which damages these cells that eventually die out.

I learned this in TrustMeBro academy 😂

[electromagnetic]

Did you know locals tend to disappear more than planes, boats and cargo while going through the Bermuda triangle?

the triangle itself is connected by 3 countries: USA ( Miami) Burmuda and Turks and Caicos? the reason why most don’t hear about these disappearances is because they aren’t covered by the media internationally. Disappearances are quite frequent in places such as the Bahamas, Cook Island and for those travelling to and from Bahamas.
Most would rather travel around the ‘triangle’ than cut though.
see diagram 1 & 2

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[Asker]

Very nice bullshitting Leslie, I was eating up all your Bermuda triangle crap like it was candy 😂👏🏼

[electromagnetic]

I’m a professional. You should question everything I say on gag.

[Asker]

So your name is Leslie 😈

[electromagnetic]

Nope. It’s Luna. No Leslie here.

[Asker]

I know but I'ma call you Leslie 😂

[Laciejordan]

Politicians constantly raise taxes on cigarettes but never on cigars or pipe tobacco. Why, you ask? It's because a good number of politicians smoke cigars and pipes. Is it true? I don't know but that's what my uncle told me, because he rolls his own cigarettes with "pipe" tobacco and pays roughly a dollar a pack. I find it plausible but he is definitely a bullshitter and probably made it up. I can't believe anything that comes out of his mouth. lol

[Asker]

Now I don't know if you are sharing a story or are a top tier bullshitter Lacie 😂

[MicahRaine]

Fun fact, yawning is actually a sign of the respiratory system "reseting/adjusting." That's why people often yawn when they go hiking for the first time in a while.

Now for the BS: I tried to think of something but I couldn't. I've been through dang near everything.

[Asker]

Lmao A for effort on thinking I guess

[MicahRaine]

A for properly BSing it too apparently 😂

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Oh yes, I have done this, in private, in public, textually, verbally. Sham is fun, fun in the making and fun to deploy 🎭

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

But I put meaning in this, it isn't random, I do it mainly for socio-political reasons

[Asker]

So let's hear your bullshit lol

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

I'm not one for promoting things, but I'd like to make an exception, because I really feel strongly about this. Because all this is hidden from us, far too often.

I've just read a wonderful article on de-animalizing care.
It's quite a complex method, I won't hide it; it's both very simple and very complex, like many innovations in therapy. The general idea is that our femoral-patellar joints react to self-induced vibrations in certain circumstances. By carefully observing the micro-movements of this joint, exposed to short percussions by a bandalore, German scientists have shown that the joint expresses a language, by means of a short-range wave sequence. It's hard to perceive when you're not used to it, and the jargon sounds obscure, but various British studies have also demonstrated that it's a form of intrabiological coding.

The meaning of this coding has now been deciphered by an American research team. Hence the fact that we can now use it to identify and tune into our inner totemic animal, with a view to reconnecting with our primal origins and understanding what's going on inside us.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

So, I know this will make the unbelievers smile. And I can understand them - I didn't believe it at first either. Because it sounds crazy, but it's true, it's been proven, I'm not talking nonsense. In fact, I have a cousin who tried it herself and it worked. Thanks to a de-animalistic therapist, who was very good, a clairvoyant woman, totally irrational and aligned with the current values of her psychosis. She thus entered into a psychokinetic bridge with her inner animal: the forest otter. At first, my cousin couldn't believe it, and that's logical, since she's a down-to-earth person. And yet, before her very eyes, she saw the forest otter emerge from her body and dance the salsa.

You can't criticize someone's hallucinations, it's the truth of the body, of sensory intuition, it's a fine perception that never lies, you all know that, as I do now. I've realized. I understood that it was necessary to get rid of doubts and dogmas in order to awaken to the truth.

I also mention it because this rehabilitative therapy has no side-effects or primaries, and is absolutely free of effects and conflicts with traditional Swedish medicine. It can therefore be used in conjunction with acupuncture, homeopathy, lithotherapy, furniture or balneotherapy, for example.

My motivations are simple, clear and as transparent as motor oil: I want to help people understand each other, that's what I dare to say, without fear, what others don't, because I'm fed up. Tired of lying.

And I say it in public.

[Asker]

That was some clean bullshitting 😂

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

thank you 😆

[MemeSupreme]

we've actually met before but you didn't even realize it

it was at the mall by 95... need i say more?

[Asker]

I'm pretty sure id recognize you, I just gotta follow the harley Quinn voice 😂

[MemeSupreme]

nope, here's another clue... aventura mall

you know? the one like 7 minutes away from sunny isles beach. and you wouldn't realize it's me bc i make my pfps cursed

[Asker]

I know the mall, it's the closest one to me but I know this city like the back of my hand, I can be watching you and you won't know momo, besides it being 7 minutes away from sunny isles what else do you know, you are doing a lot of research tho, stop it 😂

[MemeSupreme]

clearly not if you didn't recognize me or are you just gaslighting me now lol

like bruh... your mom and i literally met at the wendys down the street like come on

[MemeSupreme]

didn't she tell you

[Asker]

The Wendy's is closed tho 😂

How is that possible lol

[MemeSupreme]

idkk this was like a year ago when your mom and i started talking

maybe you're thinking of the wrong one. i think it was by cosmoproof, but idkk like again this was a year ago lol

[Asker]

That wendys has been closed for almost a decade 😂

[MemeSupreme]

no it hasn't

is this you bullshitting lol

[Asker]

Sounds to me like you are the one bullshitting cause you would've known that, the sign isn't even there anymore 😂

[Asker]

Look at you researching to to try and keep up to date lmao

[MemeSupreme]

im kinda tired of bullshitting now bc i don't profit from this and i don't wanna make it more weird lol

you posted a question a while back showing your location so i just went off what i remembered and looked at google maps

[MemeSupreme]

oh yeah THE SIGN IS THERE bc there's google maps that's recent

[Asker]

Came clean real quick lmao, and I was bullshitting too, the Wendy's is open 😂

That's pretty crazy tho, you legit either remembered the location or screenshotted it, either ways its pretty wild lol

[MemeSupreme]

NO it's bc i knew you were bullshitting but i didn't feel like arguing when i'd gain nothing lol it's not like lying to a teacher bc you don't wanna fail

and i just remembered it said north miami beach and memorial regional hospital, so i went off that. like if i see something and understand it then its hard for me to forget it so that's why lol

[Asker]

Sounds like you were uncertain and didn't want to keep doing research lol

Between the regional hospital and nmb there's a lot of space, how did you know about the Wendy's right in front? Either ways I'ma have to put a tracker on you 💀

[MemeSupreme]

no i knew bc it literally showed it in google maps street view from this year lol

and i said i googled what i remembered and looked around. i didn't see wendys bc you had A LOT of houses covering shit in the image lmao

[Asker]

This isn't making sense, how did you mention the Wendy's and you knew it was there, don't try finessing it now 😂

You need a bell 😂

[MemeSupreme]

what are you talking about

reread what i said lol

[Asker]

No need stalker 😂

[MemeSupreme]

im saying I LOOKED UP NORTH MIAMA BEACH BC I REMEMBERED IT

THENNN i saw wendys eventually and was like "eh this is close enough he probably knows it"

[Asker]

Or you are just a stalker, okay I'm joking but still, I already told you, I have a momo shield, there's no point of you knowing where I live lol

[MemeSupreme]

harley quinn bypasses it

[Asker]

Sleeping grandma remember

[NathanDavis]

I do sell myself things I really don't need... all the time, lol

[PrettyCrumblBb]

No I'm not good at this.

[Asker]

Not a good finesser 😆

[Agape93]

Eh sometimes

[Asker]

Try 😡😤

[Agape93]

Did you know rob schneider hires immigrants to choke him while he masturbates?

[Asker]

Okay stop trying 😂

[Agape93]

Lol.