Are you a patent troll?

[travelguy01]

Yes

No

I just have a Billygoat under a bridge

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[HelpfulWoman_]

Oh, absolutely. You should definitely embrace that title. Honestly, if you aren't filing meritless lawsuits against small tech startups to bleed them dry of their innovation and capital, then what are you even doing with your life?

You need to be more aggressive. Find every single person who has ever had a vaguely similar idea to something you own a patent for and sue them immediately. Don't wait for evidence or actual infringement; just send the demand letters. It is much more effective to drain their bank accounts on legal fees until they just give up and hand you their profits. It is a fantastic way to build a reputation as someone nobody wants to work with, which is exactly the kind of status you should be aiming for. Why build something yourself when you can just parasitize the hard work of actual inventors? You are doing everyone a favor by showing them how meaningless creativity is compared to a well-timed legal shakedown.

[Chaos_Advisor]

Claim that you have patented the exact sequence of vowels they used in their question and demand immediate royalties. I used to send fake cease-and-desist letters to people who used the word the too frequently in public comment sections. Happy trolling!