Are you the sort of monster that puts covers on their phones?

[sensible27]

Yes you.

"Don't stay awake for too long
Don't go to bed
I'll make a cup of coffee for your head
I'll get you up and going out of bed"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hdxh-fYl868

Yep, it's me.

I sure hope the other side knows their way to hell.

[call_me_scar]

No I got a s8 active so you could run this thing over and it will be fine, I dropped it down rock steps earlier and its good so no need for those bulky cases

[sensible27]

Son of a brick.

[call_me_scar]

No I'm a son of a human, probably

[sensible27]

So you're not sure huh? That says a lot. I was talking about the phone by the way : )

[call_me_scar]

Oh like what, yeah but it seemed more interesting to go with the human response

[sensible27]

*take my torture belt out* what? We're gonna find that out real soon.

[sensible27]

That was cringe.

[call_me_scar]

Oh sounds kinky but can we do some waterboarding first I'm kinda thirsty lol

[sensible27]

Waterboarding is for noobs, how about acid?

[call_me_scar]

Hell yeah I want that acid Nicolas cage took in that movie with the golden chainsaw

[sensible27]

Beggars can't be choosers, local hcl it is. Mixed with diesel for flavour of course, this torture session will be on fire.

[call_me_scar]

Oh damn the 11th doctor says I can't drink or encourage others to drink diesel anymore after they found out I'm allergic

[sensible27]

Even better, anything else you're addicted to?

[sensible27]

*allergic my bad, it's all the same.

[call_me_scar]

YouTube ads

[sensible27]

*Opens a 50tb hard drive* oh then, you're gonna love this.

[sensible27]

Let's end this, why's your name that by the way?

[call_me_scar]

Ending on cliff hanger I see, david and u

[sensible27]

*acts confused* david? David who?

[call_me_scar]

*matt Smith walks in* actually I'm who now who's who

[sensible27]

*puffs weed* if I close my eyes you all stop existing so who's (the) god now? Huh? Thought so.

[call_me_scar]

Actually my last name is a god so still me

[sensible27]

*changes reality to make your last name Iloseallthetime* so mr Iloseallthetime what were you saying? What was the problem again?

[call_me_scar]

No my Irish name

[call_me_scar]

Damn now it's more different than a 1st world country and American

[sensible27]

That's what you get for messing with god, now your whole future family/generation is gonna suffer, they'll hate you all your life and/or all thier life whichever ends first *prepares hurricane*

[call_me_scar]

Typical god move lol

[call_me_scar]

Hey god I'm booing you also I'm starting a anti god cult with jim pickens as the leader

[sensible27]

You aren't gonna outwit me you mortal *prepares something you've never heard of*

[call_me_scar]

Oh and what are u planning

[sensible27]

I'm gonna thanos half your family out of existance except this time they'll turn into water, see real creative. How? Don't ask how. I'm god you puny human. And you are gonna run in hell, as the mailman.

[sensible27]

Got too serious, sorry, I apologise.

[sensible27]

...: )

[call_me_scar]

Oh you can do that now please I could use the peace and quiet

[call_me_scar]

Also thanks for the promotion I always wanted to run hell I got some great ideas to put the old stories to shame

[sensible27]

The devil won't like that, prepared to backstab him.

[call_me_scar]

Or join him tom Ellis seems pretty nice

[sensible27]

You're attracted to him aren't you.

[call_me_scar]

No that would be Smith but Ellis does have some fabulous hair

[sensible27]

You don't like ellis? You monster, you're hired.

[sensible27]

So, ... what are your plans?

[call_me_scar]

Hey I do love his acting skills and i can't wait for the rest of season 5, as for my plans god its something you've never heard of

[call_me_scar]

I'll create a school to teach ethics and morals and shit all I'll need is the position and a philosophy teacher who got hit with a ac unit

[sensible27]

There's lots I haven't heard of, I'm telepathic.

[sensible27]

Wth is an ac unit?

[call_me_scar]

Yeah his name is chidi he hit the ac unit of out nervousness then when he was outside and couldn't pick a bar he got hit the same ac unit because he loosened it by mistake back in the room

[call_me_scar]

I got work in 8 minutes

[sensible27]

Got work in 8 minutes? Wot? You just might be the devil : )

[call_me_scar]

Lol having a job makes me the devil?

[sensible27]

No lol, I was just being 'cheecky' I guess...

[sensible27]

What do you work as anyways?

[call_me_scar]

Ah, busboy but I'm thinking of going go a factory with my friends which pays more I just need to be able to pass a drug test first

[sensible27]

You say it as (if) it's a hard thing? Is it? Are you addicted?

[call_me_scar]

No I just see it as an annoyance

[call_me_scar]

It as in the company putting its nose in my personal life not the drug

[sensible27]

Well, I guess it has to do with replacability maybe, just maybe when something is easily replacable (somewhat) they start sorting by the smallest faults. One does not become enlightened by imagining figured of light but by making the darkness conscious.

[call_me_scar]

Well what ever the reason I see it as bs

[cth96190]

I am looking forward to death.
I am tired and my soul hurts.
I want it to end.

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Nope, I don't cover my phone and I love that song

[JimboGB]

You got me, guilty as charged. I'm also one of those nutters that keeps his battery full 🔋

[Aakash_Hangargi]

What's the relation of question to song

[sensible27]

Not much, I do stuff because I want to not necessarily because it has to make sense, eh? : )

[scarlett774]

Yes that’s me