Women, how would you handle if your man came to you in distress?

[lightbulb27]

The guy you are engaged to and never slept with says he's pregnant. dr is shocked, but confirms it! WTF?

He says an angel came to him and said this was special child and asks you to continue with marriage.

By law, in this weird land, you have right to abandon relationship or even have him stoned to death... for cheating.

After pondering this scenario, at night, an angel comes to give reassurance this is a good thing to stay with your man because God impregnated him... and to flee to a weird and dangerous place for safety, like a homeless camp under a bridge in San Francisco, where your man would have his baby in "safety".

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FWIW... this is the position Joseph from the Bible was in and he chose, based upon what is recorded, to stay with Mary and make more children with her and raise Jesus... the child in question... as his own.

What would you do?

No, it's not too much indian food and bloating... it's something else...

Merry Christmas story!

https://biblehub.com/matthew/1-20.htm

I'd run for my life, you gotta be kidding me

I'd stay... a baby.. but what kind... and how many eyeballs and noses?

ugh, can I have some medications or something to get through this?

I'd have him killed off, the lying sob... and then go see a psychiatrist

Other

[Lliam]

At least Mary was female.

Men can't get pregnant. So the lying piece of shit is a delusional woman on transitioning hormones pretending to be a man. And it figures that someone that warped would tell you that God got him pregnant.

A sane woman would curse him out, tell him to never come near her or contact her again, and cut off all ties. She should tell everyone about it.

And seek professional help regarding the angel hallucination. That's some schizophrenic shit.

[lightbulb27]

Thats a sane answer! Weird things happen when eat wild mushrooms.🍄.

[Agape93]

Ignore the angel. I don't need a weak God who caused this's protection. He's safe with me.

[lightbulb27]

awsome!

[CarolinaGirl5]

Lmfaooooo 😂

[lightbulb27]

I'm taking that as you'd run for the hills... a wise move...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEhixvM0wKw

😂

[CarolinaGirl5]

I'd definitely run 🏃🏾‍♀️ 🤣. I'm glad trump is president so this lgbtq abcdefg madness can stop

[lightbulb27]

Oh yes, that be mostly on rfk jr to cleanup the food environment. Hopefully. This post was more a commitment/religeous challenge… with a twist.

[CarolinaGirl5]

Rfk is has his foot on the fda's neck. Fda just announced plans of banning certain dyes in foods

[lightbulb27]

Thats a dang miracle. Remove the bug juice from every pkg… artifical flavors… and natural… and give few years to clean the plastic estrogens out and you might be able to find a real male w rising testosterone. 🤞😅🙏

[CarolinaGirl5]

🤣🤣