What is happening in the picture?

[AviatorTom]

What is happening in this picture? Tell the story. Make it humorous if you want.

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11 mo

The news story reports that the guy and his friends got drunk playing golf. When his tee shot went way of course, he stupidly tried to find it in the "rough" and fell down among the cacti.

[ArrowheadSW]

Man that’s gotta hurt. Looks like he fell into a patch of Cholla Cactus. Somewhat common in the Southwest US. I’m not sure what good nitrile gloves will do the responders. They need leather gloves for that. LOL

[blackgaletiger]

“Hi, Im Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass. Today I’m going to ride my BMX over the cactus wall in to Mexico”
Picture of him stopped at the border

[purplepoppy]

Not sure but I bet he feels a prick.

[Red_Arrow]

This is a picture of First Responders viewing the newest uniform for police that protects against the hairy worms shown climbing on him.

[andreasderjuengere]

Aliens have landed, and now make friends with mankind.

The kind that wears sunglasses, to be precise.

[exitseven]

Man attacked by a herd of baby porcupines. Film at Eleven.

[sage2021]

@exitseven
Well I do believe retirement definitely agrees with you because you are suddenly becoming a comedian 😂😅

[Staximus]

Jumping cactus. When I go out to the desert, I stay as far as possible from those goddamned things.

[KostasKouvalis]

Someone ignored the warning at the start of "Jackass"

[electromagnetic]

The painnn.