Well, I'm BluegrassBill, from the heart of Dixie land, where the moonshine flows and the possum have a crosswalk. Now, I may not be the smartest, but I'm proud of my Southern roots and my heritage deep in history, so lemme ponder this hear menace question in the key of G Major. Am I a menace? Oh, son, you better believe, I'm a redneck rebel, living life on the edge, you see. Got my Confederate flag flyin' high and free, In the land where the cotton blooms, and the eagle soars, oh Lordy me. I remember that night with the preacher's daughter, Kathie, We did it in the parking lot, just like a scene from a movie, baby. Fingering her sweet, sweet pussy while the choir sang hallelujah, God forgive us, but we couldn't resist the fire down below, now can ya? Am I a menace? Well, maybe just a bit, But God loves all sinners, even when we don't give a shit. I wear my MAGA hat, and I vote for Trump with pride, He's like Jefferson Davis, leading us through the modern tide. From the bait shop with Cletus to the racetrack with Bubba, We hunt, fish, and shoot, just like our forefathers did, buddy. In the hills of Appalachia, under the stars so bright, We live by the Bible, and we know what's right. Now, some might say I'm wrong about slavery, but hear me out, It's God's plan, they say, to have a master and a route. I ain't never been with a black girl, but I've heard the tales, BBC, they call it, well, that's one thing that might break the scales. Am I a menace? Maybe to the politically correct, But I'm just a man, living life like you I 'spect With my shotgun by my side and a possum on the grill, I'm a Southern soldier, head rushing from the thrill (of ruling your ass, that is).

Not even a phantom menace, I have a grudge against SW

Nah my kids tho are big menaces lol. I tell them they're Dennis the menace like the movie 😂

to society? got me thinking about the movies now

I don’t think so. I’m sure I was growing up though.

No, I'm no Dennis and not a Denis 🍦 I'm not even a Denise 😶👍🏻 if you know you know

Nope, it's not in my nature to be a menace, sometimes I'm just too good, some people tend to exploit that :/

Probably, my little protozoic friend

@abbycado, how would describe our mini-mischief?

If I have to be I can be but normally no 😇

Are you a menace?

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Well, I'm BluegrassBill, from the heart of Dixie land, where the moonshine flows and the possum have a crosswalk. Now, I may not be the smartest, but I'm proud of my Southern roots and my heritage deep in history, so lemme ponder this hear menace question in the key of G Major.
Am I a menace? Oh, son, you better believe,
I'm a redneck rebel, living life on the edge, you see.
Got my Confederate flag flyin' high and free,
In the land where the cotton blooms, and the eagle soars, oh Lordy me.

I remember that night with the preacher's daughter, Kathie,
We did it in the parking lot, just like a scene from a movie, baby.
Fingering her sweet, sweet pussy while the choir sang hallelujah,
God forgive us, but we couldn't resist the fire down below, now can ya?

Am I a menace? Well, maybe just a bit,
But God loves all sinners, even when we don't give a shit.
I wear my MAGA hat, and I vote for Trump with pride,
He's like Jefferson Davis, leading us through the modern tide.
From the bait shop with Cletus to the racetrack with Bubba,
We hunt, fish, and shoot, just like our forefathers did, buddy.
In the hills of Appalachia, under the stars so bright,
We live by the Bible, and we know what's right.

Now, some might say I'm wrong about slavery, but hear me out,
It's God's plan, they say, to have a master and a route.
I ain't never been with a black girl, but I've heard the tales,
BBC, they call it, well, that's one thing that might break the scales.

Am I a menace? Maybe to the politically correct,
But I'm just a man, living life like you I 'spect
With my shotgun by my side and a possum on the grill,
I'm a Southern soldier, head rushing from the thrill (of ruling your ass, that is).

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Not even a phantom menace, I have a grudge against SW

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  What is that?
  
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  Come on, pop culture😏
  
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Nah my kids tho are big menaces lol. I tell them they're Dennis the menace like the movie 😂

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  Lmao classic
  
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to society?

got me thinking about the movies now

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  I haven’t seen it in years. Barely remember it lol
  
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I don’t think so. I’m sure I was growing up though.

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  Being a mini menace is part of childhood lmao
  
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without doubt :D

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  Lols
  
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No, I'm no Dennis and not a Denis 🍦 I'm not even a Denise 😶👍🏻 if you know you know

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- NicholasRedone
  
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  Maybe I'm just a mirage. A Mitsubishi Mirage of course 🚗 😋🕶️
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  A denis the menace mirage 😶‍🌫️
  
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Nope, it's not in my nature to be a menace, sometimes I'm just too good, some people tend to exploit that :/

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Probably, my little protozoic friend

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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  My giant menace buddy
  
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- Agape93
  
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  My little fingerprint homesteader buddy
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  Lols
  
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- Agape93
  
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  Lol.
  
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@Abbycado, how would describe our mini-mischief?

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  ^How would you
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  Pauly was small but caused a big fuss,
  A pint-sized terror, always in a rush.
  Stealing and pranking with a mischievous gleam,
  The short king of chaos, a troublemaker’s dream.
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  I wonder how @Valdemort would describe the little bugger XD
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  @Abbycado your poetry is something else! HAHAHAH I love it
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  @Valdemort He is a menace and a bully. 🫢
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  In shadows he twists, tiny tornado of trouble.
  A wink and a grin, Pauly stirs up the rubble.
  He sneaks through the night, mischief on his mind.
  A little villain, one of his kind!
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  I'm too entertained by your rhyme, it's sooo well written hahaha!
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  @Valdemort That is a great one!!! I love it. He will too. XD
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  @Abbycado I accept this compliment with great honor, many thanks! 😂
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  Lmfaooo
  This was beautiful 🥲
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  She is really good at it too. XD
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  @Abbycado I got inspired by your art. It was teamwork 🤣
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  Yea I’m in trouble between the two of you lols
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  I'm sure you will just bully your way out of it. 🙄
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  @Abbycado lmao when have I ever been the bully
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
  
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- SleepingHazard
  
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  @Abbycado @Valdemort you never fail to entertain haha! Such artistic endeavors.
  
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- SleepingHazard
  
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  😂😂😂
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  Omg lols
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  @Circushowcowboy you don't often get to be in between two women, huh? 🤪
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  @Valdemort When he says he gets between a woman's legs, it is because he can walk between them.
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  @Valdemort oh lord lmaoo
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  @Abbycado 😂😂 stop !
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  Yeah, that "Oh God, oh God" is because they are amazed you can just walk right under them, not for the typical reasons. XD
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  @Abbycado doesn't even have to duck his head 🤣
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  @Valdemort Nope. Just walks right through. "Excuse me ma'am" Wooosh.
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  Lmfao whatever you punks!!
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  See? Bully...🤨
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  @Abbycado 🙄😂
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  We were just being truthful and you have to call us punks. Tsk tsk.
  
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- SleepingHazard
  
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  @Abbycado he probably asks the girls to get on their knees too, or he won't be able to reach XD
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  @sleepinghazard oh snap XD
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  😂😂😂
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  Lmaoo im afraid you’re all legit closer to my height kneeling than standing
  
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- SleepingHazard
  
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  @Circushowcowboy this wasn't an invite! Lmao! :p
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  😂😂 omg
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  If you kneel does that essentially fold you in half?
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  @Abbycado more than one crack he's slipped through, indeed lol
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  @Valdemort aaaaaaahahahahaha XD
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  Lmfao I can’t even with you all
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  @Abbycado 😝😝😝
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  Another epic thread lmao XD
  
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- SleepingHazard
  
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  @Circushowcowboy of course you can't even, big people are talking. ;)
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  My thoughts exactly hahahhha
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  I have no chance with the 3 of you together. @Valdemort you’re supposed to be team small people 😭😂
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  How is she team small people when she isn't small?
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  @Abbycado she thinks she is, just let me have this!!
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  Height does not pull rank on gender. She is team GIRL. XD
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  @Abbycado so not fair lols
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  Hahahaha allow me to feel like a big girl @Circushowcowboy too! 😂
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  @Valdemort lmfao everyone sets to around me 😒😂
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  @Circushowcowboy apologies, let me get back on your level xp
  
  *comes down ladder
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  @Valdemort lolo
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  I might need to ask a question today, but what? Hmm 🤔
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  @Abbycado I'm challenging myself for one too xD
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  @Valdemort I’ve got one lmao.
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  Oh jeeez lol
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  As soon as I get back to my dorm, up it goes XD
  
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more of a menage...

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Not to most people or things.

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If I have to be I can be but normally no 😇

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My mother thought so at times.

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Sometimes. Lol

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  Lols guess we all can be sometimes
  
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If people piss me off

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I used to

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