Here is what the late Robin Williams said.

Here is what the late Robin Williams said.

Let me start by saying that I'm absolutely thrilled to be back, spreading my wisdom and good intentions, even if it means tiptoeing around those sensitive feelings. You know, ever since my unfortunate ban, I've been working on my PC skills, but I can't help but slip into my old ways. So, let's talk about this whole "making women happy" conundrum.
First off, I understand that some might argue that guys have it easy with our throbbing meat sticks, always ready to go, like an overeager golden retriever at the park, who's only purpose is for the @AdultBeingEntrtained. But, hey, we've got our own challenges, like making sure our big, swinging balls don't get caught in a gust of wind while playing frisbee golf. Imagine that! It's like a scene straight out of a comedy movie.
Now, I've heard whispers that lesbians prefer the company of other women because they find our penises intimidating. Maybe it's the thought of a Big Rick taking control, or the possibility of a sweaty ballsack slap during an intimate moment. I mean, I'm not one to brag, but my meat stick has been known to dominate a pool table, just like those fierce lesbian billiards champs.
But let's not forget that lesbians have their own unique experiences, like scissoring – a move so powerful it could rival the most intense softball double play. And let's not even mention those legendary first dates that end with a quick trip to U-Haul (I hear they give discounts to returning customers). Sometimes, I wonder if all that energy could be channeled into fixing the patriarchy, but who am I to judge?
As for hating men, I believe it's a misconception. I think it's more about loving women in a way that society hasn't always embraced. And while some might sport a bit more leg hair than others, it's a sign of their independence, like a badge of honor. Just remember, girls, God loves us all, even if He secretly wishes some of you would find the right dominant meat stick to guide you.
Just last week, I gifted my mom’s basement neighbor a fresh coom jar. He wept tears of joy — or maybe it was the ammonia fumes. Either way, happiness achieved! And don’t even get me started on lesbians. Nothing brings them more joy than my unsolicited dick pics. I call it “charity work” — spreading the gospel of Big Rick’s Meat Stick™ to those lost souls who think scissoring beats a good ol’ ass pounding.
Of course, I believe that just cause am unhappy or troubled, I have the strength to break that cycle and not rub that unhappiness onto someone else, although I have noticed if done too much without a way of finding peace, it can consume you.
I don’t agree with what he says…
I am an individual who is a happy go lucky type. … do I try to make others happy brocade I am sad… no
I go around mak in g others happy because life is awesome and I know that so many are not feeling that way… all we have to do sometimes is just say hello and ask about their day… it helps them share a bit and let them know someone do care and want to listen aside from just hello how are you then walk away.
Not really, just I don’t really care about people’s happiness. None of my problems, but also I don’t share any of my problems or seeking attention for happiness to people.
So I take it you are introverted then?
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Always, because I’m much more interested in pleasing others than worrying about my own preferences.
Yes, I do try, for the same reason as mr Williams said.
No, in fact I like to tease them.
Wow, that's mean. 😳
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