If I wrote a book just saying the most virgin things, do you think it would make good sales?

Everything in the book would just be completely inaccurate and cringy, it will compare women to fruits and tell cringy and illogical heroic stories, the goal being, making it the most cringy and virgin-y shit to ever exist, id call the book "me, myself and I" cause the main character will never lose his virginity πŸ˜‚

Feel free to throw in ideas for the book lmao
If I wrote a book just saying the most virgin things, do you think it would make good sales?
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