If we were both in a witness protection program, what would our fake names be?

LiaRaven

Xper 7 Age: 29

If we were both in a witness protection program, what would our fake names be?

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TheRealPepperPotts Follow
Yoda Age: 34 , mho 78%

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Jennifer Stone and Ashley McKinnis.
Those are roughly the right age range (common millennial baby names), but not too common. Don't want to pick a too old or new gen name or it won't fit. Last names are easy to recall, but not too bland or similar. Otherwise it's a red flag for a fake (who is really named Mary Smith, unless she's 90?).
This was kind of fun, thanks for the unique question! :D

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- LiaRaven
  
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  You are Jennifer Stone and I am Ashley Mckinnis lol
  And you are welcome 🙂🩷
  
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- TheRealPepperPotts
  
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  @LiaRaven Deal. :D
  
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Abbycado Follow
Master Age: 21 , mho 41%

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If I was with @Circushowcowboy his definitely would be little'p.

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- Abbycado
  
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  @Valdemort 👀
  
  It doesn't let me do the "little" part lmao. The site spells it out. XD Oh wells, the effect is still there.
  
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- Valdemort
  
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  Hahahaha little'P it is then, I guess 😂
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  Excuse you? Lols
  
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- LiaRaven
  
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  @Abbycado @Valdemort leave the poor guy alone lmao
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  Tell em! XD
  
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- LiaRaven
  
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  @Circushowcowboy dint worry I am on your side 🙂
  
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- LiaRaven
  
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  Don't*
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  That’s what’s up 🙌
  
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- LiaRaven
  
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  @Circushowcowboy 🙌🫶
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  At that height, are there really “sides” to him?
  
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- LiaRaven
  
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  @Abbycado you are punished, go to the wall lol
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  Lmfao @ him saying “that’s what’s up” XD
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  Yea go to the wall! Lols
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  @Circushowcowboy when you said that’s what’s up, were you referring to everything?
  
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- Circushowcowboy
  
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  😂😂 shut it
  
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- Abbycado
  
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  @Circushowcowboy I think you need to be specific considering everything is “up”, *LIL’p*
  
  XD
  
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NathanDavis Follow
Master Age: 35 , mho 33%

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because, as of now... my nickname is very well known by everyone on the site

I'll go with MissPrincessEsmeraldaBananaHammer... instead

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- LiaRaven
  
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  That's a very good name lol
  What about my name?
  
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  NathanDavis
  
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  which is yours?
  
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- LiaRaven
  
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  Princess Sparkles Glitterpants
  
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Static_In_The_Attic Follow
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As for me I would be Captain Zarbowzeebee & you can be Princess Itinkuarehot.

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Lmao 😂
  
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Caroline91 Follow
Yoda Age: 34 , mho 48%

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You would be Fifi LaFemme and I would be Carolina Tawkalot.

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- LiaRaven
  
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  But, I like Tawkalot as a last name 🥹
  
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Fireguy17 Follow
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Bob & Judy.
You can't get much more plain vanilla than those names.

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Perfect 👌
  
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Bklynbadboy12 Follow
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Mines would be Chocolate Thunder and your would be Cinnabon

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Nice nice lol
  
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xcheerleader_jessx Follow
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Buh-aye Felicia

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Very good lol
  
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Jennz6 Follow
Master Age: 37

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Smith and Jones

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- Bklynbadboy12
  
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  They'd never find you do you know how many smiths and Jones they are
  
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- LiaRaven
  
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  @jennz6 Good ones lol
  
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Morty and beth smith.

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- LiaRaven
  
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  I like that 👌
  
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Theguywhogoesnude Follow
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Return sender lol

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Hahahaha
  
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exitseven Follow
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Exitseven and Exiteight

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- LiaRaven
  
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  That's hilarious lmao
  
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loveslongnails Follow
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Johnny B. Goode and Suzy B. Bad

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Lmfaooooo
  
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moneymagnet24 Follow
Xper 7 Age: 25

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Hey hi nice to see you again just wanna know are you still hurt because I rejected you? 🥺

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- LiaRaven
  
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  You are starting to be annoying
  
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- moneymagnet24
  
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  Sorry I love you too 🥺
  
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msc545 Follow
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"Bonnie and Clyde"

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- LiaRaven
  
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  👍👍
  
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Chris and Chris

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- LiaRaven
  
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  Perfect names Chris lol
  
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KatieK92 Follow
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Simply princess

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