What does your refrigerator say about you? Post a pic of your fridge & we'll mercilessly judge you! Me first?

In my defense I haven't gone shopping yet this week. I have 16 more reasons / excuses but I'll keep my powder dry.

What does your refrigerator say about you? Post a pic of your fridge & well mercilessly judge you! Me first?
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That's right! I'm UBER WEALTHY! Owner of 18 eggs! TY this was funny!
What does your refrigerator say about you? Post a pic of your fridge & we'll mercilessly judge you! Me first?
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