Why do we have to go to the bathroom to fart but not for every other bodily function?

[Anonymous]

Having to fart doesn’t mean you have to use the bathroom.

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

It's the gentleman way. And no burping too at dinner tables. We're very strict about it. I'm a husband and I've been married over 15 years. I never fart in front of the wife.

I will jump outta shower and fling my towel around slap her face with my D. That's perfectly okay in gentleman code to my understanding.

But no farting!

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

Being a human being and an animal doesn't mean we have to behave like one. We make stuff nice to each other. So no farting and burping. And smell nice, always

[Anonymous]

You're right, people should go to the bathroom to sneeze too.

[Opinion Owner]

Thanks for MHO

[purplepoppy]

"Let your wind go free, wherever you may be, for it was wind that killeth me."

Gravestone epitaph.

[exitseven]

I do not go to the bathroom to fart.

[jahaims]

I never go to the bathroom to fart