What do you think babies & animals would say if they could speak😅?

[Anonymous]

this is what they would say according to chat gpt:

Dogs: “I waited all day for you. Let’s go for a walk, and maybe some snacks?”

Cats: “You exist to serve me. Also, don’t touch me—unless I say so.”

Cows: “Why do you take my milk? And where did my calf go?”

Birds: “Sky’s clear today! Did you hear that echo? I’m gonna sing it again.”

Wolves: “Stay close to the pack. We watch, we wait, we survive.”

Monkeys: “I saw what you did. And I can do it too—but louder and messier.”

babies: Why is everything so bright and loud?”

“I’m hungry… again.”

“I don’t know what this feeling is, but I don’t like it.”

“Your face is my favorite.”

“Why did you leave? I thought you disappeared forever!”

“I can’t move like I want to—this is frustrating!”

“I love your voice, even if I don’t understand it.”

[purplepoppy]

Dogs. "Why can't you keep up with me in a run? Perhaps you need more exercise and less pies, I can help there."

Cats. "It took me a hour to stalk that mouse and now you won't eat it you ungrateful bitch. Yet you expect me to eat that crap dry food from Aldi."

Cows. "Milk me then piss off and leave me alone. Your place is to milk me and shovel my shit."

Babies. "What do you mean I was a happy accident? I've got loads to tell you about pre birth existence once I learn to talk, I really hope I don't forget."

[Anonymous]

I know My bully cat would try to sell weed to the neighbors, brag about how he had threesomes with other female cats every day in March, threaten to call the police and tell them I tried to kill him if I didn't give him more food, tell me the neighbor's wife give him better bj than me just to ruin my relationship. The list goes on. He's a really tough cat.

[beefcakebradybatson]

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