If Peter Griffin from Family Guy was real and charged with every crime he committed on the show, how many years would he go to jail for?

[Anonymous]

If Peter Griffin from Family Guy was real and charged with every crime he committed on the show, how many charges would he be charged with and how serious would they be?

[abc3643]

He'd be likely be executed.
I mean, really, he spent $437,000 to get the Statue of Liberty's foot to give to Quagmire as a wedding gift because he knew Quagmire had a foot fetish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qNDIDbbV20

[glennos89]

The rest of his life unless he is sentenced in Texas because then he would get the death penalty.

But Im wondering what the US government would be charged with if they could be held responsible for the numerous bombings, Killings and, destruction and genocides they caused all over the world? What sentence should they get?

[Staximus]

There's only one funny episode of family guy

[jamesgoldman]

Untold murder cases
Terrorism
Drink driving

[avery58]

Execution