Should I be scared of you?

[Circushowcowboy]

[SueShe]

I think you should. @Abbycado can only confirm that I am a person that would scare the heebie-jeebies out of you if I would meet you in a dark alley.

My pepper spray in one hand, my Swiss Army knife (with 6 blades, a screwdriver, a flash light, a corkscrew, a bottle cap opener, a pen, a toothpick and a few other things I have no idea how to use) may stop you from trying to reach for the bootay.

Watch out for Sue in the dark, you may never be the same again. You may even want to go to church again. Another soul saved by Sue.

[Circushowcowboy]

Ok ok just lower the Swiss Army knife and we can talk this over 😰

[Abbycado]

Can confirm. XD

[Circushowcowboy]

*gulp

[SueShe]

I am talking about this one. I need suspenders when I carry that sucker 🤭

https://ibb.co/n8YFC9T0

[Abbycado]

She can drop some your size with a toothpick and then uncork a bottle of fine French wine and celebrate.

[Circushowcowboy]

@SueShe yea that bad boy has it all

@Abbycado and what’s that supposed to imply? 🤨😂

[SueShe]

She says in essence

"This is Sue's tool, show me yours!"

[Circushowcowboy]

😅 I’m too shy to after seeing yours

[SueShe]

I keep saying that size does not matter. I can't believe you never saw one of my replies.

[Circushowcowboy]

I’m sure it has to be repeated many times over from the posts here

[SueShe]

I promise I will not laugh at your tool. Even the smallest one does not look that cheesy 🤭

https://ibb.co/r2wkRLmM

[Circushowcowboy]

Lmao so considerate of you

[EmmaMary]

No... However is there any reason why you feel you might be?

[Circushowcowboy]

Nothing comes to mind off the top of my head 🤔

[EmmaMary]

That's certainly good to know... Thank you.

[EmmaMary]

Thank you for the MHO.

[Xawyx-2]

Nah, I'm a peaceful vegetarian, non-smoker, anti-alcoholic 🤔

[Circushowcowboy]

But what if I’m pro alcoholic? 😨

[Xawyx-2]

It's your personal choice, I won't try to impose my philosophy on you :D

[Circushowcowboy]

Ok lol. I’m just messing around anyway

[Xawyx-2]

Thanks for the MHO

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’ll ask my imaginary friends, please stand by…

[Circushowcowboy]

They left you for me 👀

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Unfortunately my imaginary friends are giving me the silent treatment & I tried calling them however I’m getting a busy signal.

[Circushowcowboy]

Lmao

[Agape93]

No, you're not the kind of person that would end up on my shit list.

[Circushowcowboy]

One of the last lists I’d want to be on

[Agape93]

That's because you're a good and smart man. Plus, I like my little pygmy gem

[Abbycado]

Are you scared of heights?

[Circushowcowboy]

You aren’t that high up

[Abbycado]

That doesn’t answer my question. 🫢

[Circushowcowboy]

No I’m not or I’d always be afraid lols

[Abbycado]

Then we are good. No, you shouldn’t be scared of me, unless of course, you’re afraid of giants

[Circushowcowboy]

You should give me some height so I don’t have to be afraid

[Abbycado]

[Circushowcowboy]

Lolss yea toss me a mushroom

[Abbycado]

Notice how the mushroom will be the same size as you. Aww

[Circushowcowboy]

Lmao it might be a little taller than him

[Abbycado]

I hate autocorrect too. Let me help.

“ Lmao it might be a little taller than me*

[Circushowcowboy]

You’re such a punk 😒😂

[Twalli]

Nah, unless you go after my family and friends, I won't do anything to harm you. If you do, I'll go nuclear on you.

[exitseven]

No, I am the most gentle person you will meet.

[WonderingManII]

I don't think so, I don't do anything.