Would you be a good security guard?

[Circushowcowboy]

You get a whistle and a walky talky

[Clear_Skies10]

I'm a bit too carefree. I wouldn't care of people were having sex in their cars, or riding their skateboard through the building or whatever.

[Circushowcowboy]

Depending on who you ask that might make you the perfect security guard

[Clear_Skies10]

Yeah, I would let all kinds of craziness happen, lol.

[Circushowcowboy]

Yeaaa anarchy lols

[dustybiker2]

Yes. But boring. I was chattering to the group of screening entering security at the courthouse. The next time I came in, a month later, they still remembered me.

[rachel776]

i would be très dangereuse with a loud whistle

[Circushowcowboy]

Please just warn me when to cover my ears 😶

[Sal_Monella]

Some of us had a Glock 40 if we qualified. I could ring the cowbell at 100 yards. It'll hurt.

[fivebyfour]

I like to think I was lol, I enjoyed being seriously unpopular until someone wants something, then they are your friend for life, but seriously I enjoyed helping people, and annoying a-hat people,,,

[Circushowcowboy]

What are a-hat people? 👀

[Abbycado]

Booty-hats, put another way

[DryGermanGuy]

Give me a proper guard dog as teammate and I would do it.

[Circushowcowboy]

The shelter has a pug on the market, hope that works 👀

[DryGermanGuy]

"A life without pugs is possible, but pointless."
- Loriot

[Circushowcowboy]

Exactly, lolo

[dustybiker2]

I'm stealing your idea
Less boring with a comical German Shepherd.

[Xawyx-2]

I was a security guard, several years ago.

But in a museum (no whistle or walky talky).

[Nikki1989]

Negative!

[exitseven]

Yes I can fall asleep practically anywhere

[Shiprex]

Yes but I would get bored.

[Abbycado]

Unlikely XD

[Circushowcowboy]

😂 ok I’ll throw in pepper spray

[Abbycado]

Is the whistle to cheer on that bootay?

[Circushowcowboy]

Yes primarily

[Abbycado]

I figured. It deserves it.

[Circushowcowboy]

Heck yea lols

[WonderingManII]

I don't think so.