What Should My Superhero Name Be?

[7Phoenix7]

My thighs have gotten thicker... and they say thick thighs save lives. So here I am... ready to use my superpowers. What should my superhero name be?

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[Lliam]

Nutcracker. You can crack walnuts (and other things) between your thighs.

[7Phoenix7]

Yeaa lol

[Phoenix98]

Lol they can save em or take em if your not careful.

[Phoenix98]

Also bojangles.

[7Phoenix7]

Haha LOL

[Phoenix98]

Lol.

[Amur8711]

The obvious is Thunder Thighs. Others could be Skull Crush, Thunder Clap, Beef, Thighquake, Queen, Mama Thigh, Slice a Ham, and Mommy.

That's all I got at the moment.

[7Phoenix7]

Hahaha hilarious 🤣

[Massageman]

Thigh Master. Oh wait- can’t use that one. Trademarked for an old exercise “machine”.

[7Phoenix7]

I’m the real thigh master lol

[DryGermanGuy]

„Ula Yarkhov“ after a KGB assassin with the assassination technique of strangulation by hands or thighs. 🫢

[msg321]

Giant woman because you can protect us little people under your big thick thighs.

[7Phoenix7]

Ahaha

[Joshydavid25]

"Wonder Thighs"..

[7Phoenix7]

Wonder woman plus thunder thighs 👌

[ChicoFromThe305]

Something with scissor in it 💀

[7Phoenix7]

Lmao scissora the explorer

[ChicoFromThe305]

And instead of swiper there's slapper, always trying to slap something 😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

Slapper no slapping, slapper no slapping, slapper nooo slapping

Aww man

[7Phoenix7]

😂😂😭

[CubaPirate]

Thick Thighs Head Crusher

[7Phoenix7]

Double-THC lol

[CubaPirate]

@7Phoenix7 glad you've got a good sense of humour and didn't take offence 👍

[7Phoenix7]

Haha 👍

[Anonymous]

How about Thigh-Master Amazon? ;)

[7Phoenix7]

That’s me

[Opinion Owner]

I knew it :D

[exitseven]

The Quaking Quadricep/

[Staximus]

Head crusher? Thigh master?

[Circushowcowboy]

7thickfire7

[7Phoenix7]

Lol gag needs to let us change our username

[Circushowcowboy]

I know!! I haven’t felt my current un since about a week in of having it

[7Phoenix7]

Lmao it’s original

[Circushowcowboy]

It is that haha

[AydenHazor]

PhoenThicc

[7Phoenix7]

Lol.

[AydenHazor]

Right when you think all hope is lost, up from the ages of disaster rises PhoenThicc in all her feathered glory, with thighs to save lives!

[AydenHazor]

Ashes of disaster*

[7Phoenix7]

Hahaha 🤣

[AydenHazor]

Every help needs an intro lol

[dragoblack]

Skull crusher.

[7Phoenix7]

That’s a good one ☝️

[AlwaysFaith]

Thicccccccc

[7Phoenix7]

[AviatorTom]

Legstra Girl

[Agape93]

Super thicc

[7Phoenix7]

Lol 👍

[Shiprex]

Thunderia