Do you keep a journal?

I've started one a few times here and there but never been consistent with it for whatever reasons. Besides, it occurred to me, how many times in movies and stuff do you see the bad guy gets caught 'cuz the good guys find evidence in their journal. "Oh look! Here's the evidence right here in their journal! They did it!" Movie ends. Credits roll.

So, I decided if I start a journal again I'll start it like this:

"Dear diary, I didn't do it."

Dear Diary, No one must know where I hid the evidence but Ill write it down here so I dont forget
Dear Diary, No one must know where I hid the evidence but I'll write it down here so I don't forget
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"You posted Do you keep a journal? under the Other topic, but after reviewing the content, our moderators or administrators decided to move it to How Do I Look?"... I got this in my notices. Not sure why it was moved under that topic but ok. I'll just write about it in my journal.
Do you keep a journal?
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