What pizza topping are you?

[RandomGirl42]

Ok, so we've had many fun pizza questions here on G@G , ranging from , "What's your favorite pizza topping?" to, "Best sexual position while eating pizza?" (Ok, I might have made that one up thou I wouldn't be all too surprised if it was asked by an anon at some point)

So, today, I thought it might be fun to take it all a step further and see what pizza topping WE are!!

Some may say, "Seriously, Random? This is your idea of fun? Spring fever really does affect your mental capabilities, doesn't it?" (And yes, it does. Thank you so kindly for asking)

Anyways, I got cheese. Like, WTF? Who wants plain boring ole cheese? This isn't the topping I imagined myself as at all!! In fact, it's not even really a topping! Like, who the hell orders a pizza and says, "Oh, I'd like cheese on it, please" ? This is all so wrong! Ok, this quiz sux and now I don't even want to post the stoopid thing at all! I hope you all have fun with the stoopid quiz 'cuz now I'm gonna' be off somewhere pouting about it. Fucking cheese. Yeah, right. Well, at least I have an excuse for drinking now. And I'll check the results later after I call my therapist and drunkenly explain to her how my life is ruined 'cuz I'm cheese. Stoopid quiz.

And so I ask, Which pizza topping are you?
Click HERE for stoopid quiz. (<---- Click there for stoopid quiz)

Random's actual stoopid results from actual stoopid quiz. Cheese. Wtf.

Updates

3 mo

Ty all so much for the fun replies and I really had no idea how to pick an MHO for this one so I gave it to the 2 people that got spinach 'cuz somehow that is just so wrong and worse than getting cheese and I just felt really bad for them.

[Xoirwinkan]

Not what I'd imagine myself as, especially since I don't put it on my homemade pizzas. I'd say I would be something like corn, not for everyone, a little quirky, tries to add sweetness to life even if it's more of a background player.

[NathanDavis]

the best pizza topping for me... it's the bacon bits, I never really eat bacon that much, unless it is on my pizza

the sexual position to eat pizza... the "double delight" (if you get it, you get it)

this thing just called me predictable, lol...

[ElenaSeluna]

I like cheese pizza from Costco, my favorite 😋

but I like other pizzas from small Italian restaurants.. authentic 😊

[ElenaSeluna]

Well… your update is very logical, I don't know why spinach even exists.. no taste.. none, except when I made it as a soup and add tons of stuff to it 😄

[RandomGirl42]

I so agree! 🤣

[7Phoenix7]

🍃

I’m such a healthy option 😉

[Staximus]

Spinach is great on a pizza that has Alfredo sauce instead of red sauce

[7Phoenix7]

😂😂🤣 @ the update

[RandomGirl42]

🤣🤣🤣

[Staximus]

Make a pizza with Alfredo sauce, spinach, garlic, onions, artichoke hearts, and a little feta cheese

[Staximus]

You'll thank me later of you don't eat like a picky child

[7Phoenix7]

@Staximus I've tasted it! It’s good when you use Alfredo or garlic Parmesan sauce with the other toppings you mentioned

[Iron_Man]

I’m not gonna lower myself and turn myself into a pizza topping, but I will tell you the pizzas that I like. I like pizza with a good marinara sauce on it and cheese with stuffed crust New York style. I also like Chicago deep dish pizza right out of Chicago which I have tried before right in Chicago. That’s a good pizza. It takes 45 minutes to make it. I also like barbecue beef with pepperonis and double stuffed cheese and a good New York style crust, but stuffed crust in the back

[Chazmatazz269]

I almost hate to admit it, but i’m probably sardines. I’m not for everyone, but the people that like me, they really seem to love me. Ell oh ell!
It also bears mentioning that i don’t like sardines myself. Go figure.

[FreyaRed]

Damn! They know me better than I think

[purplepoppy]

A breakfast pizza

[BadApple69]

I am hot peppers. You think you can handle me but you’re wrong…. And at the end of the day I’ll come back and be a pain in the ass.

[madhatters4]

i'm mushrooms

was hoping for pepperoni but mushrooms are my second favorite topping... also now i'm really hungry for pizza

[Natasha1995]

Molten cheese. Tasty and will wrap me all over.

[tfan1]

It says I’m cheese - You are the classic. Warm, comforting, and universally loved. You’re the emotional glue of your friends — life is better with you around

[douride2]

Pepperoni Classic, reliable, and always a safe bet. You bring stability to your group, and people trust you instinctively. This description fits me good. Thing is I don't even like pepperoni.

[AnonCuriousGuy]

I think I would be pineapple because you either love me or think I'm very weird

[MrChinaski]

When you have had a genuine, quality Neapolitan Margherita anything else is a silly carnival ride.

[Lliam]

The quiz said I'm jalapeños. But I think I'm pepperoni.

[aaron13547]

Bell peppers

I am an under rated super food, with an overpowering taste.

[AviatorTom]

I'm the EXTRA CHEESE. Most people don't order me, but they should. 😏

[BadApple69]

Tom I love extra cheese!! I order a Sicilian with extra cheese. It’s great!!

[Staximus]

I got jalapenos, which is perfect because I always put homemade fire roasted habanero sauce on my pizza

[Ironic_Method]

Jalapenos. Spicy, not for everyone, but the ones that like me REALLY like me.

[CuriousMufuxka]

Pepperoni. I taste good but get grease all over the place!

[queenofcardio]

I got cheese too

[RandomGirl42]

Condolences. 🤣

[Nikki1989]

Something hot and spicy.

[Spencer10]

I am spicy sausage...

[exitseven]

I am bacon. You can;t go wrong with bacon.

[Phoenix98]

Ewww mushrooms I wanted to be pineapple.

[SieghardWalsung]

Hopefully anchovies so nobody eats me.

[Xawyx-2]

Well, I like lots of cheese on pizza so...

[Alex-Snow]

I love an all veggie topping... ummmm

[beefcakebradybatson]

BLACK ground beef !!!

[msc545]

Cheese, pepperoni, and mushroom.

[palewhale]

pineapple

[rissa12]

I got cheese too.

[sage2021]

I'm mushrooms

[Agape93]

Pepperoni

[DJB72]

Pineapple...

[fish5505_87]

I'm a Pineapple!

[Dullie]

Margerita