Guys, have you ever gotten your balls caught in your zipper before?

[sage2021]

https://youtu.be/GaoKklJeW2Q?si=abQpx3pP7AJ5iq8F

This song is too funny! 🤣🤣

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2 mo

Did anyone listen to the song? Actually it's a pretty cool song.

[Sunrising]

Apparently the song was banned because of it's naughty lyrics.

So beware GAG members this is a X rated song!

To answer your question, no it's never happened to me, but I have trapped my "ding-a-ling" and fortunately my Mum came to rescue my favorite toy.

[Sunrising]

Thank you for the MHO.

[nolabels]

Yep, the frank as well as the beans have been subject to zipperial torture on a few occasions throughout my life.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

Ergo...

[nolabels]

Indeed, I did listen to the song.

[AviatorTom]

No, but I have gotten my pubic hair stuck in the zipper a few teams, a good reminder that it's time to trim.

And once, many many years ago, the zippier ripped a small piece of flappy skin on the side of my penis. That hurt, really hurt! As well as blood-staining my underwear. I wore tight-whiteys at the time. 😮😐

[AviatorTom]

@sage2021 I don't like to click on links since they may not be what they appear, it's a possible security risk. Next time, rather than just paste the link, you can embed a YouTube video by clicking the "Embed" icon at the top of the details box and paste the link in the box that appears. Then, an image will appear of the video, making it clear that clicking it will view the video.

[sage2021]

@AviatorTom

I don't have a computer. I use my cell phone and it doesn't have any encrypted option

[Master_Debator]

It has happened to me more than once. Got my dick caught once or twice too. It's painful, it bleeds, and that's just what happens when I have loose skin on my weiner and a purse with huge balls in it between my legs and I'm not paying attention.

[permanentem]

It's happened 2 or 3 times. It hurts like hell, but it doesn't really do any damage. You get a scrape or two on your skin but in the moment it's like your junk is caught in a bear trap and either way you move it's going to hurt real bad. Then you get out and it's a small surface scrap and you go on with life.

[genericname85]

No and I don't even know how that would happen. I mean don't people wear underwear? I may get my underpants caught in the zipper. Not my balls.

[sage2021]

@genericname85

Some guy go Commando 😅

[genericname85]

Disgusting. That's super unhygienic.

[Sal_Monella]

I have nicked Big Jim a couple of times. One time he bled really well because I was on blood thinners.

[sage2021]

@Sal_Monella

Oh my gosh. I bet you were very concerned about how long the bleeding was going to last. Very scary situation indeed.

[Sal_Monella]

I have the kind of stretchy compression bandage and gauze that they when they take a blood sample.
I'm on blood thinners now. Anytime I scratch my old thin skin it will likely and I will bleed so I'm prepared to do that every time that happens.

[Sal_Monella]

Jim did look weird with a bandage on it.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

I used to have this one pair of jeans that I always somehow ended up wearing the same boxers with and I'd snag em all the time.

[NessaEssa]

Nice song. I wonder how many times it took to record it because I would have been laughing the whole time. Or If I were a guy I be crying in pain.

[AgentG111]

Nope, I was taught to put everything away first.

[sage2021]

@AgentG111

Some of the other guys who gave their opinion weren't as lucky as you were. You received some very good advice!

[AgentG111]

Also read a quote from a fellow that sang praise to Levi Company back in the day telling them he was happy about button fly as he didn't need to pull himself out of a fly that had alligator teeth in it.

Dad and Grandpa always had sound advice. Situational awareness is what they call it nowadays. If you are so absent minded that you don't have the understanding of putting yourself away before zipping up I do believe your elevator will never leave the ground floor and you should definitely stay away from others that may attempt to take your (genes) and pass them on to the world.

[sage2021]

@AgentG111

I remember the button down blue jeans! 👖 Someone was on the ball (pun intended) when they invented those!

Very sound advice given by you here. I have absorbed it! 🙂

[Jeff51]

Not my balls but I got my penis stuck once. That hurt.

[sage2021]

@Jeff51

Aww Jeff! You poor guy!

Ouchewowah!!🤭

[Jeff51]

It wasn't fun at all

[Finchie40]

Yes a few Times when I was younger , and worst pain ever

[Likes2drive]

As soon as I read the question I thought of the movie “There’s Something About Mary” , lol, I can’t play the song while at work but it’s never happened to me, I’m very careful

[Kelly6]

@sage2021 Wow, that would sure be painful. Lol

[Anonymous]

It happened a few times, and it's not funny :/

[exitseven]

yes, not a lot of fun.

[Mcluven101]

I don't think so but there is a movie call something about Mary with a accident like that.

[LC75LC71]

Not balls, but skin. Horrible.

[fish5505_87]

Not as bad as in something about Mary

[ponderingpaul]

Yes, and ouch

[Rickyboy100]

No they are too small

[Sunrising]

@Rickyboy100 even guys with a small one can have this problem so I'm told.

[Brady]

no n no