Guys, have you ever gotten your junk stuck in your zipper?

[smokahontas]

I'm always curious to know if guys have been in situations like this.

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Thanks for all your funny-but-sad-at-the-same-time opinions :D maybe 90% of you fine gentlemen should just purchase zipper-free sweatpants.

[WhiteSteve]

It's the WORST.

I did it once when I was going commando in one of those front-zip onesie pajamas with the feet on them. I miss wearing those. Oh to be 25 again. Just kidding, I was like 7 or 8, haha. But anyway, I just zipped up reckless in the bathroom, and I drew blood! I even still have a tiny scar where it happened, though it's fortunately not noticeable. Sorry for all that personal info, haha, but it was relevant :-P So yeah, I got myself pretty good. Fortunately I didn't get the beans above the frank XD

https://youtu.be/vzRuKnb2uuY

[smokahontas]

Aww that's sad to hear but it's really funny... especially how you worded it.

[WhiteSteve]

Haha, thanks, I'm good, no long term damage :-P Tell you what though, that's a mistake most men only make once, hahaha!

[smokahontas]

"Never make the same mistake twice"

[lkjhg69cum]

Love that movie, so damn funny!

[Phoenix98]

Dear god that would be so painful.

[Applefan1]

No I have never got my junk caught in my zipper ever. I remember watching a movie and the guy got his junk caught in his zipper and the whole neighbour hood came for a look, even the police in the movie contacted his other police mates and told him to come have a look.

[hypnicjerk]

Oh. My.
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[smokahontas]

Lmao!

[Jakesusername]

Lol, to funny!

[JackKerouac77]

Ohmigawd it's happened a couple times and I almost died because I thought I snipped it off.

Your day is just ruined afterward. Such a careless mistake can only be made so many times.

[smokahontas]

Maybe it's time to purchase pants with no zippers :)

[JackKerouac77]

Wayyy ahead of you. Or I just take more time taking little Jack out of his hidey hole. No sense in mangling my livelihood

[lkjhg69cum]

Gooooood f-Ing hell that HUUUUURRRRTTTTSSSSS!!! Which is why if I go commando, I usually want to go with button up fly. I'm sure it could happen more often if I weren't cut. It is also not real comfortable to pull the ol cock out through the zipper teeth. Similar to when she drags her teeth accidently while she is giving head, but not near as painful with the zipper.

[Hans222]

Haha no, but you don't want to know what it's like when you urgently have to go and your zipper got stuck :-)
It feels like a tennis ball in your lower belly... a little uncomfortable (and voice goes up) hahahaha.

[Phoenix98]

No but I did have this one strange year in high school were all of my jeans decided they did not want to be worn lol. Buttons fell off zippers came off and pants wanted to come off, I still can not explain what was going on that year it was quite strange, I did come really close once to getting it stuck though.

[Anonymous]

When I was 4 my mother zipped about 3 inches in my zipper on the bottom side. It bled and she didn't do anything. She also scratched my cornea with her bitch ass nails about 10 years later and also did not give 2 shits. She was a lovey dovey momma.

[smokahontas]

She showed tough love :P

[Opinion Owner]

I wish. She showed bitch and not much else. Funny I guess dead mothers can down vote.

[Opinion Owner]

I guess it's better than the beans above the frank. Great movie.

[TonyRyan]

Just pinched, thankfully. That's why you always pay attention.

[smokahontas]

Yes, paying attention can get you a long way.

[Anonymous]

Yes, but only the very tip. It's not like people imagine where the zipper closes over your dick or whatever lol. But it can pinch a little bit of skin in between one of the zipper's teeth which does hurt a decent amount.

[evenlift]

Stuck? No. Slightly hurt? Yes. Which is why I always check now!

[FatherKnowsBest]

He'll yes! And since then I always make sure to reel it in completely before zipping up!!!
OUCH!

[blondfrog]

Pff yeah real plenty of times real men problems lol it happens more often if you get a boner too it hurts badly it stings. That's why I avoid getting horny while wearing jeans lol.

[26ukdude]

yeh when i was younger my foreskin got pinched by the zip as I was doing them up

[MrOracle]

Once, when i was a little kid, the zipper caught a bit of skin on the head, and yes, that hurt like a MFer!

[smokahontas]

;( sorry to hear about that

[YourFutureEx]

Yes, I almost died, when I was like 4 or 5. I tried to call ambulance but my parents came to rescue at the right time.

[smokahontas]

Aww that's kind of funny but sad at the same time.

[YourFutureEx]

It's funny for me as well because I forgot the pain but the story is quite humorous :D

[Anonymous]

No fucking way. Have you ever got your labia , i mean big labia stuck in your tight skinny Jeans?

[smokahontas]

Uhhh no?

[Opinion Owner]

Then better know that we are extremely anxious for our junk

[smokahontas]

Haha okay :P

[Opinion Owner]

Loll :p

[Heathrowguy]

Yea a couple of times. It hurts sooooo much... torture to the highest degree. Just unforgettable pain. You girls wouldn't understand albeit have the same experience :(((

[Anonymous]

not as far as I can recall. I've forgotten to zip my zipper more times than I can count though.

[Anonymous]

Sort of stuck, I managed to get it out with no bleeding or bruising but It hurt more than enough for me to be more careful ever since.

[JustinX9]

fortunately i never experienced this... stuck? no, but hurt, yes.

[Anonymous]

I have done many minor ones that hurt like hell (what happens when you choose not to wear underwear) and I still remember one when I was about 10 years old that still make me cringe, pretty sure I cried that day

[Your_boss]

It's okay

[Arianna16]

eww why would u not wear underwear under clothes?

[Opinion Owner]

Underwear unnecessary and less laundry to do

[Klaatu51]

no and hope this will never happen.

after all i'm always wearing underwear LOL

[cdnSpartan]

No just have got it stuck in the door.

[smokahontas]

Ahhh D: that sounds horrible

[FatherKnowsBest]

That was sarcasm sweetheart!

[smokahontas]

I'm not your sweetheart.

[cdnSpartan]

It wasn't sarcasm @FatherKnowsBest. My friend slammed the door as I was walking out... it was more of a crunch then a getting stuck though lol.

[Anonymous]

nope i find this question immature now ask your self why you can't find real love

[smokahontas]

I never was aiming for this question to be 'mature' Let me guess, you got your penis stuck in a zipper, recently :P? Hmmm you don't gotta lie

[Opinion Owner]

Nope i don't wear jeans / pants.. LMAO

[smokahontas]

You're smart and you're getting smart with me! :P

[Opinion Owner]

I won i feel great *pats myself on back*
Happy Holidays HAHAHHAHA!!!

[Jersey1]

Yes, zipping too fast while drinking. You only have to learn that lesson once or twice.

[Jersey1]

I was commando as well when it happened.

[Anonymous]

Not yet, thankfully... But that would seriously hurt if it did happen.

[jwhit]

Nope, I hope it never happens either. Makes me cringe just thinking of how painful that would feel.

[smokahontas]

Makes me cringe to and I don't even have a penis D:

[Rogue2]

Nope. Fortunately I'm well coordinated. For now at least.

[mickey19541]

I was commando and yes it hurt like hell.

[Anonymous]

Not yet. It's actually pretty hard to do.

[smokahontas]

"Yet" ;) lol

[Aizou]

I'm glad I haven't.. that' be terrible.. ^.~

[ArchivalMars2]

No thank god, that would've hurt so bad.

[sa230e]

It's never happened to me.

[Anonymous]

No that's never happend and I have no idea how somebody does that

[Deft_maiden]

Your post made me laugh.. Danka 👍😄😄

[Nuns_in_Heat]

No I haven't I feel so lucky lol!

[Blueeyes81]

Drew blood yes. The hazards of going commando.

[smokahontas]

Aghhhh D;

[jacquesvol]

It didn't ever happen.

[Jakesusername]

Nope, I flip over the top.

[SatanClaus]

Nope since i wear underwear it will never happen

[Your_boss]

I'm a girl, so non

[Arianna16]

hence why they said 'guys'

[kain7th]

No thankfully lol!