Would you dance if I asked you to dance?

[Circushowcowboy]

[_Maya_]

Of course. I might be a little rusty depending on what kind of dance you are talking about. I'm trying to think of the last time I danced. It was probably at a wedding a ways back. Right now I need a reliable dance partner as mine is in the shop for repairs. Although it is somewhat of a dance getting her into the tub every day. Quite an awkward one too. She can't get her hard cast even remotely wet so it has to have a special sleeve over it just in case water splashes. Then you have to position her so that leg is up on the edge. Its an awkward "dance" so to speak. So someone with two functional legs and balance would be welcomed. Name the date and place. She can watch.

[Circushowcowboy]

I hope she is fully recovered soon.
I’ll be moving back home soon for a while which isn’t far from you if I remember. We can set it up then!

[_Maya_]

Sounds like a plan. Yes about an hour or so I think. She will not be full weight bearing until June and even then it will be a work in progress to get her walking normal. I think she will have some sort of boot again. Something we have a growing collection of.

[Circushowcowboy]

That sucks. I’m happy she has you to be there for her.
That’s not the kind of boot collection anyone wants

[Abbycado]

Hey, what the hell is this @Circushowcowboy. Playing the field much? 😑

[Circushowcowboy]

@Abbycado Lolss well you seemed uninterested!

[Abbycado]

I told you that I could sit on my butt and you could spin me around or maybe swing my arms.

[Circushowcowboy]

@Abbycado 😂😂 yea that’s why I’m gonna go with Maya

[Abbycado]

Suck up

[SueShe]

If you are not willing to make a fool of yourself dancing with someone that cannot dance, go ahead but a piece of warning. YOU are the one that must travel a few thousand miles to meet me and not the other way round.

@Jessica405 mentioned that she has 3 left feet. Well that is noting compared to my 5. How comfortable are you with being stepped on. From what @Abbycado tells me, you are a few millimeters (micro inches I presume) shorter than me. If you are not afraid to be stepped on by someone weighing a little over 100lbs, then be my guest. I have very sensitive ears though, so please no screaming. Be a man and suffer in silence 🤨

Oh, you have to settle for the hotel as well. It is not within my budget. So what say you? Dear or no deal?

[Circushowcowboy]

Lmao you set the terms upfront. I respect it, deal

[SueShe]

OK, I'd like you to arrive rested. You can buy a first class ticket. Peanuts. Only $8,000 return. I booked a hotel at $600/night. The first coffee is on me. OK?

[Circushowcowboy]

Oh yes this all seems well worth the one dance in which I will be stepped on 😂😂😂
Are you sure you’re only a few mm taller? At least that will make it easier to bare

[SueShe]

Let me tell you a secret. At 5'7'', I am slightly taller than you. But shhh! Abby does not need to know I am also taller than her.

[Circushowcowboy]

Oh lmao you tower over me

[SueShe]

200 millimeters are also a few millimeters, no?

We simply count differently in Antarctica. Among locals, I am 1 1/2 penguin tall 🐧

[Circushowcowboy]

Haha I like the penguin unit.
You’re closer to 330mm over me. But that can be considered a few as well 🤔

[SueShe]

Yes but I have always stated that size does not matter, or does it now?

[Circushowcowboy]

Not one bit, and you’re great for knowing it

[RavVid]

Your 5 left feet shouldn't be a problem if Circusshowcowboy can lead which doubtless he can.

[Twodogs0525]

Only if you let me hold your ass in my hands.

[Circushowcowboy]

Lmao

[NathanDavis]

I sure can...

dance...

[Beckybooboo]

I would. I'd even take my shoes off so you look taller.

[Circushowcowboy]

So considerate!

[valentina4eva]

yesss i’ve never danced with a circus cowboy before!!🤡🤠 only regular cowboys!!😅💃🏻

[Circushowcowboy]

The circus element really adds a lot to the experience! Lols

[valentina4eva]

that’s what i was counting on!!😂😂

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

No, I don't know you, that's a weird request from a stranger.

Bye.

[Abbycado]

How’s that gonna work? XD

[Circushowcowboy]

We have lots of options really! 😂

[Abbycado]

What? Me sit and spin around on the floor? XD

[Circushowcowboy]

😂😂😂
We can dance regular, I just have to jump if you want to twirl 🙄

[Abbycado]

I guess I could rest my hands on top of your head. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Circushowcowboy]

Lolss what kind of dancing position is that?
Fine just pick me up and we can dance like that 😒

[Abbycado]

[Circushowcowboy]

Yea see it works! Haha

[Jessica405]

No. I have 3 left feet.

[Circushowcowboy]

I read you were saying you are 3ft at first.
Well we can work through it!

[queenofcardio]

Probably