If you were handed $20 million but had to remain entirely single and celibate for the rest of your life, would you take the deal?

[Anonymous]

Yes

No

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Nightmarish lol

No, I'm afraid I can't do that. No amount of money will fix this newly found sadness, being permanently cut off from romantic love is too much masochism to ask

[FrodoSkywalker007]

No thanks

[Nikki1989]

Nah, I enjoy having money, but I would trade that in for love and sex any day of the week.

[Calyptomaniac]

Once I have the $20M and put it in the bank, how does anyone plan on enforcing this?

[Kingofkings1992]

It's unenforceable

[InknKink]

I had to think about it for a moment, but ultimately, no. I do okay enough financially that it wouldn't change enough to give up the emotional/physical connections.

[ohsheeT]

No i don't need to be anyone's cell bait whats goods the money if you in a cell lol
Lol anyway
Could I pay girls to break into my house and whatever

[abc3643]

LOL! Oh God of course!! I am already in that celibate-for-the-rest-of-my-life phase, so I am already paying the price. I'll take that money and being single instantly. Single = FREEDOM!

[abc3643]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ido6NrjGi2o

[OneViewpoint]

Nope. Money is not that important to me such that I would trade the fundamentals of life for it.

[midnightmoon05]

My soul and happiness is priceless.
I can have my soul and happiness AND make good money… a much better deal than $20m.

[naowhat]

fortunately i am privileged enough that i will never need to worry about money, so while 20 million would be a dream, i don't need it in order to live happily!

[Alex-Snow]

I would miss the sex and I guess I would buy every male sex toy available and see if they would hold me over. HBU?

[Asker]

I dont think i could do it

[Alex-Snow]

It would be a challenge and could only hope jerking off would keep me sane :)

[Anonymous]

So, basically nothing changes but i have 20 million dollars now. F*** YEAH i'd take that deal!😆

[Asker]

Lol 🤭

[Asker]

You would get women after you boy!!! You can't have sex lol

[Opinion Owner]

Who you calling boy? I'm a MAN, not much of one but i'm a man! 160 lbs. Of... well mostly water weight, but still.😆

[MicroJ]

Celibate no, I could become 100% gay though for $20 million. I like sex too much to give it up.

[Kingofkings1992]

That's not being gay. Being gay is a difference in the brain, not a lifestyle choice

[MicroJ]

@Kingofkings1992 Good point.

[Likes2drive]

At this point, maybe I would because I’ve already had five year gaps at times and I’m almost going on a year again And that’s without trying to be celibate or single

[lilBigPotato]

Nope I'll pass.

[TonyMetal___86]

Mr. pringles worth it 😂

[jamesgoldman]

So do what I'm already doing but with a Scrooge McDuck pool of gold

[LC75LC71]

Not have to deal with female drama and get 20 mil? Fuck yeah!

[Staximus]

Celibate means no sex but can I still get blow jobs?

[Staximus]

And eat the cat

[Iron_Man]

I wanna have a wife I don’t think so. I’ve already been alone too long now

[Anonymous]

I'm already doing it for free, so hell yes!!

[MissSunshine2]

Forever? Not a chance.

[ibodi]

Yeah I decide to have this life.

[ChicoFromThe305]

I probably could, but I don't know if I would

[Anonymous]

Yes , the deal is not bad.

[Anonymous]

Already both, so why not?

[Anonymous]

As an over 40 years old virgin, I say yes.

[Chazmatazz269]

Easy money

[Agape93]

Nope.

[MrChinaski]

Nah.

[TonyMetal___86]

Nope thanks