If you came with a warning label, what would it say?

[InThe6ix]

[SueShe]

My warning label would be much more than simply a label. It would be an entire book of warnings.

The most important one would say:

Warning! Does not accept nonsense, cursing and swearing. Does not agree with idiosycrasies, does not respond to innuendo, jokes with double meanings, responds violently to sexism and inappropriate behaviors towards women.

Another label would say:

Stay away from subject as she reacts strongly to foul language and behaviors. Best to leave her alone as she is not interested in physical interactions with others, regardless of gender.

You have been warned! Read the label again if you did not understand the first time.

[purplepoppy]

This one

[Static_In_The_Attic]

This one

[Nikki1989]

[exitseven]

Something like this

[canamlusciouslad73]

Fifty-and-one-half percent sweetheart,491/2% a**hole !!!

[6942Dantheman]

My wife will recruit you into getting pregnant by me.

[MrChinaski]

If swallowed, do not induce vomiting.

[bowenw]

May not be suitable for all audiences

[wkhan_87]

The end of world is very near

[QuietRunner]

may cause insomnia

[Agape93]

Warning: volatile