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Wildcat on the loose. Can be random, goofy, wild, will say anything (sometimes stupid shit) usually flirty, she's not coming on to you. Will dance anywhere and everywhere especially if bored. Don't give too much coffee (more dumb shit will be said only louder)
My wife shared this meme about me to my friends and it seems to fit very well. They all agreed like, "Yep, that's him!"
I'm a bit stubborn this way. I'm open to negotiation and compromise though.
None! It's OTHER PEOPLE that need to have them, not me!
Wish my recent EX had one. It would say: "Don't Date Me. I'm a selfish douchebag that only cares about myself! I do and say hurtful things to people so long as it's not illegal to do so! I am also a Papa's Boy that operates too practically. I wouldn't know what love was even if it slapped me across the face!
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Danger - Keep Away
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Lmao
He suffers from a little Bidenosis. The other day he lost his car keys and looked all over the house for them. They were in is left hand all the time. Duh.
Keep your distance!
Do not contact if easily offended, extremely bitchy when hungry and overstimulated….
WARNING: Sweet as an Angel but has Demons. Please remain careful.
Warning: Contents Highly Caustic. may Cause Serious Burns...
“WARMING: Your actions are the only threat here
This!!!
Mine would say:
If it were on my balls, it would say "contents under pressure." Sorry- I couldn't resist.
Don't get to close physically or mentally. I'll push you away.
Long fuse means large bang. Don't ignite unless you mean it.
Either, "Warning: Contains facts that some may find offensive"
OR, "I'm like a gun, I can go off unexpectedly"
Warning: will kick your ass out of nowhere if you piss me off
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