If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

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AmandaYVR · Accepted Answer

What's your answer?

"If you choose your words poorly, haphazardly, and meant something else than what you wrote, or said, then we're goona' have a miscommunication, and that will be on you. I can't be responsible for where things go, or end, after that."

But that's too long for a sign, right. So how about "Use Your Words Right, Damn It!"

All I can say is I HATE avoidable miscommunications resulting from laziness, carelessness, not listening or caring, being overly reactive, and disorganization.

purplepoppy · Accepted Answer

Enter at own risk

HighValue · Accepted Answer

Doesn't get along with people that vote for donkeys.

Wraith_Cemetery · Accepted Answer

Probably this one, hahaha

pervertedjester · Answer

Grumpy Fowl Mouthed Sarcastic Old Bastard with Outdated Opinions!

ShaTTeredMasterpeace · Answer

Caution: Do not poke the bear.

Nomina · Answer

I can come up with two.

One would be: "Devil's Advocate". It's become second nature to me. Even if I agree with someone, I can purposely oppose it to challenge them a little. I like when done to me too; it helps me think. But I know how annoying it can be.

The second would be: "coddle-free zone". I don't like it and think it does more harm than good. It does make me seem cold, though. Well, in text or online. It translates very differently in real life.

DizzyDesii · Answer

Warning: Chatterbox. May cause ears to bleed, burn, and eventually fall off if she doesn't go bac to her mike tyson ways of biting them off… true story

PrettyPriya · Answer

I'm quite certain just the word "WARNING" is sufficient.

t-8900 · Answer

Warning:
Contains explosive material (sicilian blood = sicilian temper)
Handle with care (cuz you might be the one getting man handled) ^^
May cause dizziness, drowsiness, and fatigue (but only if you're a woman ;) )

Oigit · Answer

Can I get one that just says "fuck off" please! That way I can just point at it when I get annoyed with someone.

andreasderjuengere · Answer

This one?

Jessica405 · Answer

Beware of thunder from down under, super mega gurgling burblers, and noxious nostril burners.  I sure can fart!

Interstate · Answer

"If you're wearing a black vest, stop making smartass comments to me!! You know I am HIGHLY stressed AND bipolar!!!".

Little_Bumblebee · Answer

Warning: I'm difficult and not a constant.  Beware: Emotions

FunkyMonkee · Answer

Probably the same as Capt. Kirk's would be. "If you don't fuck me, now, everyone on your planet will parish!"

RawIronhide · Answer

Warning, don't ask my opinion unless you want to hear some real shit.

Apulu_3 · Answer

Warning: Better don't poke your nose when I am working / Don't irritate this person

Daniela1982 · Answer

*DANGER* Has a tendency to have a heavy foot on the gas pedal.

Lliam · Answer

Warning: My opinions may arouse cognitive dissonance.

StormyWinter · Answer

"Trouble" At least that's what I have been called by a few of the guys I know

ChrisMaster69 · Answer

Warning - Concentrated Geordie inside, Do not expose to Alcohol.

jennifer_bloom · Answer

If you mess with me - I will embarrass you in public

LindaT1974 · Answer

Warning, filter broke between mouth and brain likely to say something out loud that should have been thought 🤣

TheTerryTheory · Answer

⚠️WARNING⚠️ Do not let this man anywhere near a Subaru Impreza WRX

DJB72 · Answer

Warning: "Disabled" and "Submissive" are not synonyms. This amputee bites when provoked.

blended_ninja · Answer

It wouldn't be a warning label, it would just say, "Fuck you."

ChocoBat · Answer

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ChiPaPa · Answer

Bruh...

tomtom05131 · Answer

Mine would have a picture of a long range precision rifle and would day. “Hurt my family and I will be the last thing you never see”

Anonymous · Answer

This wild beast is territorial and may attack unknown species

Sonorous · Answer

Warning: Do not underestimate

Equi2ube · Answer

NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT and DOESN'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS

boobliker · Answer

Pervert as I look at what on show, and will not hide it!

Ez-Bri-Z · Answer

Warning: Punderstorms ahead

Wise4myage · Answer

Stand back, I fart a lot.

IronsKev · Answer

Please maintain in an upright position when full of liquid

Nazgol · Answer

I bruise easily, be careful how you handle me ( in an emotional sense)

Jayplays900 · Answer

Warning: "Sensitive Object. Handle with extreme care!"

juliammm · Answer

Mine would say "Hot inside"

Scoobydoobydoo · Answer

Enter at own risk, chick busy with dicks behind this door

Stag2myvixen · Answer

Will push your sexual limits and change your lifestyle

NHI2017 · Answer

Nice guy but a little rough around the edges

elizabeth000 · Answer

! Warning! I don't care

Samantha_17 · Answer

Slippery roads ahead ;)

MCheetah · Answer

"Not recommended for those suffering from stupid."

Laura456 · Answer

warning: intense gaze

Ailito · Answer

"Just don't, walk away slowly."

KAT247 · Answer

WARNING: Will be feisty back

AviatorTom · Answer

Warning... I may become Addictive

fonduegirl · Answer

Warning : whatever you say, this one won't care

Prettysammie · Answer

Slippery when wet. High traffic area.

exitseven · Answer

Mine would just say Dangerous

Turtleneck22 · Answer

Objects in mirror are larger then they appear.

AdithyaR · Answer

Warning, prone to introversion

Starwitch23 · Answer

Be careful on what day you catch her.

Rangers · Answer

"I don't like people being around me"

call_me_scar · Answer

Listening to YouTube do not disturb

SmokinAces2000 · Answer

Hit me and I’ll hit you back 10 times harder

Twalli · Answer

Does not always make sense

Dinosaursandanime65 · Answer

Warning: Black and White

msc545 · Answer

WARNING - can read minds.

Fuentes · Answer

It would read fuck off

Hispanic-Cool-Guy · Answer

Thief. I was a mad Thief at one point.

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