Warning: Despite enjoying your company, this person suffers from debilitating anxiety, will likely overthink every single word they say, and lose their sleep at night. Proceed at your own risk
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Warning: Although I'm quiet and shy, I may bite your head off if you try to mess with me. I don't tolerate people who are extremely rude to me.
Warning: This being has debilitating hyperacusis, social anxiety, & crippling depression. So please be kind & give him reasons to love this place.
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It would probably say:
"If you're reading this label, you're already too close, and it's too late. Enjoy the black eye for a month, and the shame of being called a weirdo and one who likes reading unnecessary labels "
It would be in really small font, a small label, and down by the hip as well. This so the elbow to your eye you receive I can easily claim as self defence.Warning: this person is thoroughly addicted to danger, is extremely reckless when it comes to his own safety, and likes to live life on the edge. He's also at least a borderline alcoholic.
Warning: this individual has been trained in the art of not giving a fuck about you or anything he can't control.
âIâm complicated, but usually worth itâ
(Or at least Iâd like to think so lol)Warning I have no tolerance for self-righteous people whether you are etiquette police, Political correctness enforcers, or those who like to say "I am just being honest." To the first two I say you are just tribalists living in the 21st century complaining because you are no good at anything useful to the world. To the third I say, how would people judge you if they were told everything you have said or did wrong.
Warning: I can be a sweetheart but if you try to f*ck me over, expect the b*tch in me to come out...
Do not compel me to cater to your beliefs. This could result in direct sharing of my blunt truth that my cause harm to your own emotional well being.
Warning: despite my nice laid back demeanor, try and walk over me and I will flatten you!
Beware girl has the nice face but her games are Death
âSlightly damaged, but managed.â
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If I made you read this, I can make you do anythingIt would say âIâm an ugly piece of shitâ. But people can see that just by looking at me
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When you see me losing my temper get away give me a time out
I am crazy. I will indeed ask you to get me cookies at 4am or my jumex strawberry banana.
Warning: dark humored, introvert who's probably listening to a book
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