If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

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Warning: Despite enjoying your company, this person suffers from debilitating anxiety, will likely overthink every single word they say, and lose their sleep at night. Proceed at your own risk

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Warning: Although I'm quiet and shy, I may bite your head off if you try to mess with me. I don't tolerate people who are extremely rude to me.

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- Daniela1982
  
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  Or you could be nice as a hot fudge sundae and let them lick the cherry off the top.
  
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- Cherry234
  
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  Thanks for MHO. 😊
  
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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  You're welcome! I'm glad you stand up for yourself. 😁
  
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Warning: This being has debilitating hyperacusis, social anxiety, & crippling depression. So please be kind & give him reasons to love this place.

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NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR STUPID

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GoodGuyBreakingBad Follow
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Shy for me

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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  You and me both 😂
  
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It would probably say:

"If you're reading this label, you're already too close, and it's too late. Enjoy the black eye for a month, and the shame of being called a weirdo and one who likes reading unnecessary labels "

It would be in really small font, a small label, and down by the hip as well. This so the elbow to your eye you receive I can easily claim as self defence.

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Warning: this person is thoroughly addicted to danger, is extremely reckless when it comes to his own safety, and likes to live life on the edge. He's also at least a borderline alcoholic.

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IMuser Follow
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Warning: this individual has been trained in the art of not giving a fuck about you or anything he can't control.

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Moose304 Follow
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muscularbumblebee Follow
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‘I’m complicated, but usually worth it’

(Or at least I’d like to think so lol)

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bolverk Follow
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Warning I have no tolerance for self-righteous people whether you are etiquette police, Political correctness enforcers, or those who like to say "I am just being honest." To the first two I say you are just tribalists living in the 21st century complaining because you are no good at anything useful to the world. To the third I say, how would people judge you if they were told everything you have said or did wrong.

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- Jackblue
  
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  Or "my house my rules people." Tomorrow your boss could fire you and then you would have to beg to sleep on someone's else's coach, does that give that person a right to try and control you. Please note I am not talking about hosts who say things like no parties that is a reasonable request, but if you are someone who says I can search through your stuff or I can drink with my own money, but you can't with yours even though we are both adults. You ought to have your property seized under eminent domain.
  
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“Slightly damaged, but managed.”

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- JustiReno
  
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  In the middle of the fake shit, real ones poke out ✨
  
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Brainsbeforebeauty Follow
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Warning: I can be a sweetheart but if you try to f*ck me over, expect the b*tch in me to come out...

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- Aakash_Hangargi
  
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  So it would be a threesome lol the more the merierier
  
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- Brainsbeforebeauty
  
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  @Aakash_Hangargi 🤣🤣🤣 hahaha okay that one got me lolol
  
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- Aakash_Hangargi
  
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  😹😹😹😹
  
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DaveJord Follow
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Do not compel me to cater to your beliefs. This could result in direct sharing of my blunt truth that my cause harm to your own emotional well being.

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Warning: despite my nice laid back demeanor, try and walk over me and I will flatten you!

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Beware girl has the nice face but her games are Death

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⚠️WARNING⚠️
If I made you read this, I can make you do anything

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- JustiReno
  
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  Make me send you nudes
  
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- YourFutureEx
  
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  @JustiReno I manifested you to comment this. Don't take it lightly
  
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- JustiReno
  
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  Perfect setup! I’m out!
  
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Hermitess Follow
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It would say “I’m an ugly piece of shit”. But people can see that just by looking at me

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- sirderpsalot123
  
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  You get no like from me because you should be nicer to yourself 🥺
  
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- lrina
  
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  i'm sure you're not ugly <3 we love you man, take care!
  
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Probably this.

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AndrésC64 Follow
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WARNING!

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- JustiReno
  
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  Hey parking for Swedes only!
  
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When you see me losing my temper get away give me a time out

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apple24 Follow
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I am crazy. I will indeed ask you to get me cookies at 4am or my jumex strawberry banana.

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Warning: dark humored, introvert who's probably listening to a book

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Mcheal_arson Follow
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Mine would say, "warning, might love you and care about you, but will never trust you fully"

Always expect disappointment

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Dinosaursandanime65 Follow
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One slice, stem to stern. It all spills out.

Either that, or I would make up my own quote similar to that

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Texas2stepper Follow
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Don’t insult my intelligence because it makes me very angry.

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Warning: I will destroy your life and tell you “you’re welcome”

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Anonymous
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Mine would say something along the lines of how everything I say is obviously a joke and you’re a complete tard if you try to argue with me.

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“Not always serious.”

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Anonymous
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warning: i am going to overthink about everything and literally obsess over it and have mood swings

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Anonymous
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Broken, hazardous waste, stay away, don't touch, contamination risk

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Warning: Extreme Sarcasm.

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Rambling010 Follow
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Dangerous drug user. Makes Hunter S Thompson look like an amutuer.

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Ez-Bri-Z Follow
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Deadpan voice: No. Stop. Warning. Whatever...

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Dnice1 Follow
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Caution, Handle with care

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- talka20
  
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  If u had dick n hairy one... would say candle w hair
  
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Sour-rose Follow
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"Do not let consume dairy."

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- Cherry234
  
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  Are you lactose intolerant?
  
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- Sour-rose
  
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  @Cherry234 Yes. I'm sure. However, seeing as it isn't as bad as I thought... I'm usually still consuming it for results.
  
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- Cherry234
  
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  @Sour-rose Oh okay.
  
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Do not feed, or might become overly attached

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- IMuser
  
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  *proceeds to grab a bag of chocolates and offers you one*
  
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- KatieB713
  
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  @IMuser that is a truly dangerous game you are playing XD
  This is how people at work bribe me to do stuff as well XD
  
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- IMuser
  
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  The game is dangerous but the rewards are immense: getting the work done 😂😂
  
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- KatieB713
  
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  @IMuser it get my colleagues lifts to and from work and me to cover clients XD
  
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- IMuser
  
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  This is the power of chocolate 😂😂😂
  *Makes notes to find a girl at my workplace who likes chocolate as much as you do*
  
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- IMuser
  
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  I guess i now understand why there is something known as "Chocolate day"
  
  It's highly effective
  
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- KatieB713
  
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  @IMuser it is effective... donuts, cookies or pasties can also be effective... or even savoury snacks :)
  
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- IMuser
  
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  Sugar is indeed an addictive drug
  
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- KatieB713
  
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  @IMuser it really is, and a difficult habit to break
  
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AviatorTom Follow
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CAUTION... MAY BE ADDICTIVE

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befuddle Follow
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No instructions included... Good luck.

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VinnyMac Follow
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Context is Everything

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ItsMeElliana Follow
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overthinker, dont make her stress out thanks.

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TheorionMage Follow
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"For Mature Audiences Only, slippery when wet..."

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God_of_Thunder Follow
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Warning: Not A People Person

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Anonymous
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"Anger hidden deep inside"

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Slippery when wet

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- AndrésC64
  
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  Oooo... hey Mikey, he likes it! 😜
  
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Harleigh90 Follow
Xper 6 Age: 35 , mho 40%

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Sweet but a psycho

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- Rambling010
  
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  Those two do not go well together. One makes the other appear faked.
  
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- exitseven
  
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  @harleigh90 nice.
  
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- Harleigh90
  
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  Rambling010 You're just looking at it with a closed mind. If you actually knew me, you'd maybe see the humour and why it's very fitting lol
  
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- Harleigh90
  
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  @exitseven Thanks!
  
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Anonymous
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Introvert who is clingy if you give attention lol

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sheikalana Follow
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Kindly do not try to approach me.

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Raphaëlle Follow
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'Has issues but so do we all'

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Staximus Follow
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Do not unlock cage until world war 3

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Darine123 Follow
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I’m stubborn, quiet and sensitive

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Parental Advisory: Explicit Content

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Aakash_Hangargi Follow
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Interact at your own risk

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clampfan101 Follow
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Fragile: Handle With Care

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“Will stash food like a squirrel”

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Warning: don't ask him out, he won't believe you.

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Anonymous
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@wonderbell99 Love that one

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007kingifrit Follow
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"i'm not correcting you but i could"

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Bubbles16 Follow
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Warning: I overthink things a lot

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DGravez6 Follow
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Warning: Has Intense Foot Fetish!!!

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I’m broken and I can’t be fixed

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Waldoe Follow
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*Caution*
It's harder than you think

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Sensitive.

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