Have you ever been dogfished?

[ChicoFromThe305]

I made the word up, the opposite of catfished, they were more attractive in person than wherever you met them 😂

[WhiteSteve]

I actually like that term, haha. And yes, I have been.

This girl I used to see back in my early 20s, I started off working with her, and I never really thought anything of her, she was just this very average waitress. She would just tie her back tight into two buns, she wore glasses, she wore these black pants that were baggy on her, and she was skinny, so they kind of hid her body and just made her look narrow. I thought she was cool, but I wasn’t particularly attracted to her.

Then she happened to get fired for missing a shift or something, and shortly after that, she hit me up to buy a bag of weed from me. She came over to get it; it was a weekend night, so she was going out afterwards. I open the door and I’m just like “who is this DIME at my door right now?”

But I quickly realized it was her; hair down, no glasses, form-fitting jeans, low-cut shirt. Absolute smokestack. So I was like “wait a minute…I think…I think I’m tryna smash now”😂 And now she didn’t work with me anymore, so it was a way better idea anyway, haha. She had a party the next weekend and invited me, and I was like “I will BE THERE”, lmao. It all worked out for me, but she turned out to have a boyfriend at another school, so nothing really came of it. Ended up having to throw a football around with the guy at a later day-party for our school’s Spring Concert😖 Felt bad, man😂

But yeah, she dogfished the hell outta me, haha

[ChicoFromThe305]

I bet you were real angry that the person looked better in person, how dare they look better (sarcasm) 😂

[valentina4eva]

yess!!😲 but i think it’s because men on average don’t know how to take a good picture!!😂😅
but im not sure if “dogfished” really sounds like the best term for it!!😂🤣

[ChicoFromThe305]

Oh We are keeping dogfish 😂

[valentina4eva]

nooo😂😅

[valentina4eva]

are u a dogfish or a catfish then?🤔😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

Im a neither fish, I look exactly how I advertise 😂

[valentina4eva]

i remember u used to have a stretchy face pfp🧐 that prolly makes u a dogfish lol

[ChicoFromThe305]

I like to believe all my pictures were in the clear from any fish 😂

[valentina4eva]

yess but u have to be SOME kind of fish, because that’s the gameee!!🐟🐠

[ChicoFromThe305]

Fine I'll be a legendary fish 😌

[valentina4eva]

truuu👌🏻 there is only one of u!!😲 legendaryyy!!🐟🐠

[valentina4eva]

LegendaryFishFromThe305

[ChicoFromThe305]

Longest name ever, I'm not calling you a fish, you still remain a barbie, that's not changing lol 😂

[valentina4eva]

lol okiee good, i’d rather be a barbie than a fish anywaysss!!😂🙈💁🏻‍♀️

[ChicoFromThe305]

Yea it's better for everyone that way, Valentina fishie just wouldn't be the same lol

[Sunrising]

Dogfished might not be your original word lol.

In modern dating slang "dogfished means someone on a dating app who looks like their real photos, but lies about major life details like career, marital status, or past.

You can't have "mousefished,"because that's a word too.

Also you can't have "birdfished" because it's a legendary electric guitar.

We also have "flyfished".

I think we should forget this idea altogether lol.

[MemeSupreme]

no, i can sniff them out

[ChicoFromThe305]

No you can't 😂

[RachyRach]

Lol this is good! It's happened before

[ChicoFromThe305]

They should add this word into the dictionary

[FrodoSkywalker007]

I've dogfished someone by accident 🤷‍♂️

[ChicoFromThe305]

Well I'm sure dogfishing fishing is always done by accident lol