How about Stupid Suggestions (pranks), will you share your favorite?

[AviatorTom]

It's Stupid Saturday.

Here are Some Stupid Suggestions you can do, courtesy of Comedian George Carlin, may he rest in peace.

Some might call these pranks, but "prank" doesn't alliterate with Stupid Saturday. 🤔

1. Go into a Gift Shop and ask for your gift.
2. Go into quiet store and scream ARE YOU OPEN ON Thursday?
3. Wait in a long line at the bank and then ask for change of a nickel.
4. Go to a photographer's studio and ask if you can buy the pictures of the other people.
5. Ask the dry cleaners if they can move the stain from one pair of pats to another pair of pants.
6. Ask the cleaners if they can get pecker tracks off wedding gown.
7. At a laundry, ask them to rotate the buttons on your shirt.
8. Buy a gun and ammunition, then ask if they have any ski masks.
9. Fill your supermarket basket, then ask if you can get in front of someone with just one item.
10. At a bakery, ask if they can bake a cake in the shape of a penis.
11. At a wishing well, complain to the manager that none of your wishes have come true.
12. Sew the towels together at a hotel with their free sewing kit.
13. At a hair salon, ask to have your pubic hairs streaked.
14. When someone offers to buy you a drink, decline and ask for the money instead.

What do you think about these? Which one do you like best?

Please share your favorite stupid suggestion with us.

[KostasKouvalis]

It's still Friday, bitch!

They put it there 'cuz you talk about pubes and pecker stains.

I did #13 before. Me and my buddy phoned a hair saloon and asked if they remove pubic hairs.

I'm trying to think of a good one we've done.

I had my male buddy call an abortion clinic and ask to get an abortion, but she thought it was for his girlfriend.

Asking a fast food if they deliver, then placing an order after they said "NO" was always fun

"I had dinner at your restaurant last night and your food gave me really bad diahreah" was a classic.

Or complaining to Papa Murpheys that they gave me a raw pizza.

The funniest one was asking this old guy how he got my number, and him saying, "What are you talking about, you called ME?"🤣

"Happy 911" was also fun, but no way we could get away with that today.

Oh, my buddy phoned a pastor once and asked if his refrigerator is running, then said, "Holy shit, it's possessed!"🤣

I'm trying to of some I've done in person.

Oh, sharpening a mechanical pencil was a classic.

Going to a yard sale and asking, "How much for your yard?"

I know I have to have done some more literal ones in real life.

Oh, pouring an abmormal amount of sand out of my shoes was always fun too.

Man, good times. Before caller ID.

Oh, I saw one on comedy central where the guy approached a prison and phoned the guard and said he wants to use his monopoly get out of jail free card for his buddy.

Do the yard sale one I guess. Or there was another Trigger Happy TV one. "Stolen property, buy your neighbor's stuff"🤣

[KostasKouvalis]

Oh oh! The freakin Jackass one!
Dave England went into a store with an "amputed leg" to buy roller skates and asked if he can get half off 'cuz he only needs one

[KostasKouvalis]

The photo one is actually good. Unfortunately, my town got rid of its photo studio

[AviatorTom]

@KostasKouvalis It's already Saturday in Europe, and our European friends sometimes start early on GaG. I wanted to make sure they would see this first thing in their morning.

[KostasKouvalis]

I remember now! I've casually asked Chicken restaurants before, "How big are your breasts?"

[exitseven]

There was a pizza place in the town I grew up in. We would call them and order a pizza. We would order it with pepperoni , mushrooms and somata. When the pizza guy would ask "what;s somata?" I would say "Nothing , what's somata with you?" This was before caller ID had been invented.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[exitseven]

I just remembered this one. In the mens bathroom most urinals have a collar nut on the cold water pipe. In most places it is not on very tight so if you loosen it and somebody flushes it , water sqiuirts out like a shower.

[purplepoppy]

My favourite is telling tourists we have a local wild penguin population.

"This guy back in the 30s had a private zoo but when he went off to war he released them. He never came back but now we've a small flock of penguins. They're hard to find because they move around a lot but if you ask around people might point you in the right direction."

[KostasKouvalis]

Do yoy really?
Oh hey, so what's going on with the UK and Argentina? Does Milei like want to take the Falklands?

[purplepoppy]

They've wanted it for decades. Now Trump is encouraging them to go to war with us again.

[KostasKouvalis]

Why am I not surprised?

Oh, interesting. NATO isn't required to help them, even though it's a British colony. This will be interesting

[purplepoppy]

NATO never helped last time because its not in the North Atlantic. What's different this time is it looks like we won't be able to use US bases and Trump is going to support Argentina, technically putting America at war with the UK

[KostasKouvalis]

"looks like we won't be able to use US bases"

Awwwwwwww. Boo hoo! Doesn't feel so good, does it?

[NoDecision]

In #10, it has happened.

[NathanDavis]

every few months or so... my brother and I used to switch the salt and the sugar, lol...

and that's about the only prank we had...

[NoDecision]

What brats!

[NathanDavis]

@NoDecision on the contraire... lol

it was three of us, brothers... if we had started a prank war... we would have probably burned the house down

[exitseven]

I used to unscrew the top of the salt shakers so when people would use the salt it would dump all over their food.

[Paige2006]

One of the bachorlette parties I went to had a penis cake with semen shooting out of the tip.