Questions: Other

Haven't really heard of this pizza parlor yet but apparently they only deliver to lonely housewives... hmm strange.

I see a lot of delusional men in their late thirties, and forties who are single and are saying that they look better and get more attention then when they were in their 20s. I'm calling bullshit in the majority of cases. I get that men tend to age more gracefully than women from a general perspective but this is just taking the "age like wine" thing a bit too far.

Like no dude, I don't care how much money you have or how "mature" and "established" you think you are. If you are 35 years old and approached my 21 year old girlfriend flaunting your money around as if it's impressive.. She would be creeped out. I've seen this happen as a bouncer at bars and clubs all too many times. These girls generally get weirded out.

I'm 23 turning 24 in July and realize that I'm still young in the grand scheme of things but logic tells me that we as humans start to gradually decline after puberty. I'll accept my time when I'm over the hill. I'm enjoying my youth in the meanwhile.

You can say hit the gym and take care of yourself but if you built an impressive physique at age 35 and attached that body onto your 21 year old self, you would be more attractive in comparison to the reverse.

I personally think that men look best all throughout their 20s. That's just me though.

if your girlfriend is mad at you at you and says
"leave me alone donkey dick"

is that an insult?
Or compliment?

Because donkeys have big dicks
no homo

so I don't know