myTakes

1. Police Officer- Come and Arrest Me! 2. MMM Twizzlers! 3. Sexy Pizza Anyone?

If the feeling is right... have sex on the first date! HERE IS WHY: 1. You'll know if there is physical chemistry Sure everyone is nervous their first time with someone new, but it is quite easy to tell whether your...

1. He dates/flirts with other women in front of you If he doesn't care that you're right there and he plays the "I don't care, and maybe she will get jealous" game, then he will treat you like that even if you manage to...

I haven't always been into reading manga and would just stick with watching anime. Reason is mainly due to laziness when it comes to reading, until I found manga that really caught my attention. Still I'm a n00b when it...

I asked my grandpa for life advice for this my take. After he was done marveling over my iPad and how far technology has come, this is what he said. 1. Thank your farmer. 2. When the men who want to talk about Jesus come...

1. It really is too soon If you really liked your ex, and you dated for a long time, and you're wondering why a month later, you haven't moved on yet, it might literally be too soon. You can't force yourself to just be...

So I’m sitting here at work. Yet again on another night-shift writing binge. Chilling on Netflix and watching The Addams Family [movie], when I suddenly thought about my partner wanting to buy me roses like Morticia has...

1. You Extend Your Childhood Into Adulthood You don't want to date or be introduced to people of the opposite sex. You don't want to think about a traditional adult life as a parent. Nope, you just want to extend your...

There are hundereds of things that can make your look more elegant in seconds. You just have to put on that ONE thing...and you're instantly that bright, shining star in your own movie. Or at least you feel like it!...

Some people are truly monogamous and I respect them. Some people are truly not monogamous, and open relationships are not for everyone. The concept of marriage does NOT belong to any one single culture or religion, and...

Just debunking some myths about the fashion made by ignorant people who know nothing about it, and assume the worst just because of the name. Facts about Lolita: 1) It got its start in the 1970's in Japan and it became...

1. Old habits die hard Long story short, if one is used to act in a certain way, and be able to get away with it, then why change? Having a variety of partners, and being deceitful is more a lifestyle than it is anything...

1. You deserve to feel special If you want something, and you're wasting your energy on waiting around or trying to reason with your "man" why he should commit to you, you certainly are not giving yourself the self worth...

https://www.youtube.com/embed/9cNpKRXwaj4 Don’t be an asshole, you’ll be blocked if you cannot form a respectful argument if you disagree with anything I say. "You're paralyzed, breathe your disguise You feed on the...

Why do we have to keep having this same conversation with the same group of people about not being racist on Halloween? If you know racism is wrong, just because it's a different day on the calendar doesn't make it...

In my first year of college I was like a kid in a candy store! All these intelligent, witty, funny, sexy men... how could I resist? My third class of the day was my favorite. I sat behind Nick...he was so HOT. The way he...

Ever since the venom of the Temple Viper Snake was placed into a pot of an anti-aging daily moisturizer manufactured by Planet Skincare in the late 2000's, countless other skincare products have followed suit and the...

Everyone has those certain things that just make them tic. They make you mentally scream, "why?" while simultaneously giving yourself a pep talk about how to calm down and about how these things don't matter a single bit....

Men, I know that you get bashed a lot from some women, including feminazis. Well I am here to list the things I like about men. It's important for people to know that not all men are the same, they do not all want sex. A...

The most common reasons for eating crappy food are that (1) it's cheap, (2) it's convenient, and (3) it's addictive. In this myTake, I will show you that only Number 3 is true. Number 1 and 2 are merely perceptions,...