Questions

This is assuming you live in a culture where the fourth finger is typically used to show that someone is married or engaged; otherwise, please select "Something else" and let us know what varies.

Please feel free to elaborate below. Also...

Bonus question: If you were interested in approaching that person romantically, would seeing a ring there be a total dealbreaker, just a red flag that you could overlook, or perhaps even more appealing? What about if he or she approached you instead?

"Hi, good to meet Mitsy you after the matchup and 2 texts..."

"It's a lovely day.. tea please (to the hostess)... so whats up"

"I want in your space, up your crotch at times.. it's a hormonal thing and only path to the future, and I want someone to love me like my momma.. thoughts?"

"my crotch makes offspring, so I need a 40 year commitment. All that, I want to be happy and truly loved, like when I was a little girl and I'd play in the sand and my dad would play and comfort me when hurt. Dealing with all those headaches, you have no idea, give me what I want and support me when I have my moods. Maybe a sports car and some travel". What else do you want, is that it?

"Can you be more explicit what I need to provide.. how many kids ya think... dang things are a bit of work, whats this mood thing?". Thanks for asking, I want to just hang out and play with my guy friends, do motor bikes and football and tinker in the garage.

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Kinda robotic, but direct eh? To be honest, I had several discussions and a date kinda like that long ago. Right to the point. When not prepared, it's too much. Was young and unexperienced. In the right setting and person, might have worked.

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Also... is laughter the best medicine for relationships? I'm thinking if ya can't laugh, you're toast...