How would you describe your ideal mate?

[9mfeo]

[Outofthegrey]

This is the third time I have used this copy/paste today.

I'm glad I made a copy/paste for a lot of the frequent questions here.

To be highly specific:

-slightly younger than me, by 1-3 years probably.
-slightly shorter than me, 5'1'' to 5'4'' ish.
-B cup breasts, larger A smaller C. Something in that range.
-Blonde or brown hair, long.
-green or blue eyes.
-petite, smaller frame.
-sporty, in shape.
-doesn't like pop or rap
-likes bands like Cake, RATM, Disturbed, E Street Band, The Rat Pack, Nightwish
-likes the movie "The Last Castle"
-plays an instrument (I play trumpet, it'd be nice if she could read music as well)
-"Nerdy", for fuck sake I play WoW.
-Must be a dog person
-Not a Fox News viewer

Also, cute>hot

Though honestly, to put it as simply as it can get, I'm looking for is a girl who is my best friend before anything else. And yeah, I have a list of preferences and likes/dislikes, but for her to become my best friend most of those are going to be met.

"All we want is somebody we can fight with like crazy and then have the kind of make-up sex that makes your left side go numb. Somebody who'll go to court for you and lie. Somebody who makes you horny even after they have puked in your car. Love. Somebody who you can be with for 65 or 70 years of your life so that at the end of the life, you're sitting on that porch of the house you bought together. And you're old, wrinkly, smelly, and poop through a hole in your side. And she's old, wrinkly, smelly, and can't remember your name. She just keeps calling you "the nice man". But you're still in love, and you're holding hands. And as you gaze into each other's milky cataract-filled eyes, your hearts well up, explode, and you both die."
- Christopher Titus.

[9mfeo]

That's extremely specific. Good luck to you.

[Outofthegrey]

lol thanks for the downvote random dude.

[atomique]

She sounds pretty cool

[BarbaraP]

That's a lot of stuff.

[Outofthegrey]

@BarbaraP Well, she said ideal mate. If I could describe that person and then meet them tomorrow, I want to be as close to perfect as I can.

[BarbaraP]

Yeah, of course, I understand. I was just surprised. I don't think I could ever come up with such a long list.

[9mfeo]

Me either.

[Kiran04]

I wouldn't. No such thing.

[HyperOrphic]

Stocky build, dark hair and eyes, light skin, scuff for physicality.

Personality, I would want him to be forward, smart, funny, very caring and kind, but doesn't take shit from people. Being an intellectual helps too.

[Bards]

Likes everything I like and we have the same opinion on things, doesn't smoke weed or drink a lot. Great hair and nice body, knows how to swim. Accepts me for who I am entirely and helps me grow. Bilingual is a plus.

[Omar5881]

Knows how to swim lol

[Bards]

@Omar5881 I can't swim ;_;

[Omar5881]

LMAO 😂 whyyy it's easy try to learn it please it's AWESOME

[Bards]

@Omar5881 ugh I need serious help, time and money for lessons. Also really scared of drowning T_T thats why you get taught as a toddler or baby... they have no fear.

[Omar5881]

Hmm I see, we'll good luck :)

[Bards]

@Omar5881 thank thank

[BelleGirl21]

1. Kind
2. Intelligent
3. Funny
4. Optimistic
5. Respectful of others
6. Confident
7. Energetic
8. Handsome
9. Fit
10. Driven
11. Spiritual
12. Unselfish

[Watermelonoma]

My ideal mate is a girl who was patient, who was kind, who was not envious, who was not boastful or proud, someone not self seeking or easily angered and one who kept no record of wrongs. Someone who shared my open mindedness and sense of humour. A girl who was into gaming like I am, and doing intimate things. Looks-wise, these are my favourite "types"
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[Riggers]

here's a Picture :

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... Oh thats rite, Im Asexual.

[9mfeo]

And also aromantic, I guess?

[Riggers]

What do ya mean dude?

[9mfeo]

Asexual means you aren't sexually attracted to anyone. Aromantic means you have no interest in romantic relationships either.

[Riggers]

Oh, I thought you were saying i was Romantic xD. Never heard that phrase before, Its not in the Dictionary, (Only urban dictionary), So, Im assuming its not a 'proper' term yet?

But yeah, I mean, Im not attracted to dudes, And, I do find some girls pretty, But, I would never want to date em or marry them and stuff, Which sucks, because i really want a kid in the future, So, Looks like Surrogacy is the way for me ;)

[9mfeo]

It's a term common to the ace community. I have a friend who is demi so I've heard of these things.

[Bards]

You never have any sexual impulses?

[Riggers]

@Asker , Well, Thank you for telling me that Phrase, I always believed Asexuality didn't quite cut it for me, And that word is exactly what does, So i appreciate that.

@Bards , Dont get me wrong here, If i saw a Chick, I mean, I would think she was pretty or something, But, Have sex with her? Nah, I wouldn't want to. Like, Even if a Uber pretty chick was with me right now, And offered me sex, Id turn her down. I just almost have no Motivation to want to be Sexual with anyone.

So yeah, I can think people look good and stuff, But, I wouldn't want to do anything with them.

[Bards]

Oh okay

[atomique]

Looks: www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1515078-describe-your-girlfriend-or-your-dream-girlfriend
Personality :
She's fun, adventurous, sweet and lovable. She's kind and caring. She's intelligent and thoughtful as well as creative and open minded. We can summon each others inner badass, forming a dynamic duo. She's faithful and she's passionate in the bedroom.

[RedThread]

Tall
Funny
Crude
Open minded
Trustworthy
Introverted
Gamer
Pretty eyes
Nice hair
Cute nose
Unique
Weird
Someone I can talk to about anything

[9mfeo]

Why introverted? Would you not worry they'd be difficult to relate to or talk to? Are you introverted yourself?

[RedThread]

Yeah I'm introverted too. I like to have my space sometimes so it wouldn't be hard for me to relate to.

[Bards]

Too bad I'm 5'2
Time to go to the bleachers

[RedThread]

@Bards lol preferences aren't absolutes. Most women I've gotten close to in the past were short or average height.

[Bards]

Ah lol okay xD

[loslobos22]

Physically- kind of pale with dark hair and blue eyes with full lips. Between 5 foot and 5'7 kind of chubby with a big butt. And she would have a British accent.
Personality- caring, 50/50 extrovert introvert, smart, nerdy, great sense of humor, trusting, adventurous, encouraging, a little bit impulsive, friendly, and really weird.

[RainbowFanGirl]

As long as they're sweet and look decent, I'm all good.

[Anon1999]

Intelligence, loving, loyal, affectionate, caring, compassionate and looks at me in such a manner I can tell how much I mean to her just by looking into her eyes.

[Succcesssfulll]

Someone with sense of humor, nice, sweet, and that loves me.

[TheBootyChest]

Above average height, brunette ponytail, small frame.

Outgoing, friendly, helpful, caring.

[Iron_Man]

A champion with a heart of gold that stands behind her man

[soccerchick4eva]

Some who is adventurous, fit, always up for laughs, to act silly with & trustworthy :)

[MarkyyG123]

But but, I'm not fit :'( So who is this other ideal person >: hahaha <3 haha :")
Pffft, adventure, you like adventure right ;)
Narh, I'm way to straight forward to be silly Zo and trustworthy... 0_0
So tell me Sweetheart :'( Whos this other ideal person :'( haha
Hahaha I loveeee you <3 :") <3

[soccerchick4eva]

oh wow , im facepalmingggg right now @MarkyyG123 hahahahahh xx

[MarkyyG123]

Hahahahah you and this facepalming... this ideal person taught you that huh :'( I see how it is :'( <3 haha <3

[soccerchick4eva]

some @MarkyyG123 guy taught me this facepalming, since then it becomes an everyday thing :( haahahhaha

[MarkyyG123]

:O I knew it :'( Your cheating on me with this @MarkyyG123 guys :'(
I'll do what has to be done. One massive "FRIENDLY" conversation coming for that guy... >:|

[MarkyyG123]

Wait... hahahaha I'm MarkyyG123... all good, as you were ;) hahaha <3 <3 I loveeeeeeee you O:) Haha :")

[soccerchick4eva]

yeah @V9mfeo , asker, i forgot to add crazy also, see like this @MarkyyG123 is planning to talk to himself 0_0

[soccerchick4eva]

@9mfeo *

[MarkyyG123]

-.- Wow Women these days -.- Whats a guy to do huh :(
Oh well, guess I'll take on for the team and stick with Zo >:D haha O:)
And heyyy I get crazy from spending so much time with you Sweetheart >:D hahaha <3 O:) O:) I Loveeeee you O:) ahaha

[chingchi]

Should be a living girl

[9mfeo]

That tends to help!

[fenixx0083]

Smart, pretty, interesting, pretty, healthy/fit, able, layed back

[9mfeo]

Please elaborate on "able".

[fenixx0083]

Hmmmm... Could totally carry on by herself, solve problems, get through everyday life... Every little problem can't completely derail whatever plans she may have imagined...

I guess that sounds kinda ducked up, like I'm insinuating that very many women can't do that... But in all fairness I've met one or two...

[fenixx0083]

... and of course I'm happy to help with whatever she wants help with...

[fenixx0083]

... just having to be in on practically every thing, every day is *exhausting*

[fenixx0083]

I probably should have phrased that better...

[hypermotard]

As long as she wears volleyball shoes and socks , Im with her

[Klaatu51]

i'd rather a robot 8)

[BellePepper]

Awesome and respectful

[sid312]

Kind happy helpful considerate

[dazedandconfused1030]

Honest and a man of God and super great in bed

[9mfeo]

A man of God as in religious or a man of God as in a religious leader?

[dazedandconfused1030]

Well my ideal mate would be a leader of my family that we would start so a religious leader but he doesn't have to be a pastor or anything

[9mfeo]

Are you Mormon or Baptist?

[dazedandconfused1030]

non denominational

[9mfeo]

Then why/how are you going to be religious leaders?

[dazedandconfused1030]

like a leader of my family so one who will lead my family in the right direction physically and spiritually. Im not saying they have to be a physical spiritual leader

[9mfeo]

Like the Duggars?

[dazedandconfused1030]

No way I dont think my body could handle 19 kids plus my lifestyle is not as extreme as theirs lol
Non denominational is open or acceptable to people of any christian denomination. Its similar to Baptist but they have their differences

[emerald77]

Someone who is sweet, honest and charming.

[bubbletrouble]

Hot
Rich
Good in bed
Never speaks

[9mfeo]

I feel like a vibrator would accomplish some of these for ya.

[Bards]

Vibrat8rs dont have money ;_;

[9mfeo]

3/4 ain't bad though @Bards

[Bards]

I guess so

[Bards]

South park's shake and weight gives money but thats neither here nor there...

[hypno-trip]

That last one sounds impossible...

[hypno-trip]

Very sexy and loving something like that...

[Wolfbringer22]

my left hand?

[gray_sailor]

@GraySailorsBride

[chocolateismylover]

In one word - Stable

[Mustachekitteh]

My boyfriend atm lol