Do guys ever get cute aggression with their girlfriend?

[Anonymous]

Guys, do you ever get cute aggression (like you know, when something/someone is so cute you just want to do things like eat them or squeeze them or something) when your girlfriend does something really cute?
Also what are some of the cute things she does that makes you get cute aggression? Haha :) thanks!

[Bobbyhill1]

Yes I have eaten a few people because I have the same urge as you. I think to myself, they are so cute, I wonder how they will looked grilled and seasoned? here are some notable steps to take

#1. Make sure the human meat is fresh. ...
#2. Bleed the human by cutting various veins and arteries in the neck. ...
#3. Remove extremities. ...
#3. Gut him/her. ...
TIP: No guts, no gory.
#4. Identify and separate your cuts of meat. ...
#5. Cook the meat. ...
#5. Invite your friends over and enjoy.

[posted]

Couldn't #5 also be used as #1?

[posted]

lololol

[Bobbyhill1]

@posted no step 1 you have to analyze the person such as feeling their skin and licking them

[BernieforLife16]

YES UGH!! I have a passive aggressive relationship with cute aggression hehe. Sometimes, even my girls voice sets me off or when she smiles and blushes. @nieve

[Asker]

Haha so cute thanks :)

[BernieforLife16]

Thank you for the MHO! :D Message me if you'd like please.

[Anonymous]

When I see cute little babies I think I get cute aggression like I just want to kiss and hold then to death lol

[Azgeda]

So cute I want to wrap my arms around her and squeeze the air out of her lungs and watch life fade from her eyes as she let out her final breath of life?
Yes.
Wait.
No.
Maybe.

*inb4 srs*

[SlightlyCrazy]

When I've had gf's and I have a date tomorrow
I agree that yea I get that feel
Sometimes you wanna just melt and brace them

[Anonymous]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6iC0Vi1yEg

[BrittBratt2416]

hahahaha

[Andruu4u]

Yeah me and most guys that I've met do. When she looks at you and smiles, when she is bad at sports but still tries. Etc.

[WhoStoleMySock]

When she is actually real? That's when I get cute aggression ;)

[Browneye57]

Gaah. Cute aggression? What, are you making this stuff up?
You're way over-rating yourself.

[Anonymous]

... when my girlfriend does something really adorable, i bend her over and fuck her brains out :)

[John_Doesnt]

No, we never get like that.

[idkwtftoputhere]

that sounds horrifying

[TheTruthHurtsImSorry]

You need to see a therapist.

[StickStickity13]

Nope, she's not that cute

[cybys]

lmfao

[mits777]

I raped a girl once, she found it cute

[Owl95]

Nope

[Anonymous]

Not rele

[cybys]

"eat them" maybe..

[Finalphilosophy]

now only tears

[IVoidWarranties]

WTF is that?

[ToruMatsuda]

Yea im like that😊