What are some good, sexy, flirty text messages to send to a police officer friend?

[Anonymous]

I’ve been texting my officer friend a lot. With stuff like “I really want to be arrested by you.”, “should I remain silent?” “better come find me soon before I flee the country” “ I may resist arrest”

Any other good ones?!?!

[Gregs]

"I have some drugs up my ass and need a firm hand to get them out"

[jacquesvol]

You might try saying things about zoophilia with pigs

[ArizonaRX]

"Me fuky suky $5, me love you long time..."