
Do you think Santa Claus partakes in the chronic?


My parents told me details about the guy who brings the Christmas gifts (they met him a couple of times :) He has little to do with Santa Claus. So I must assume that Santa works for an American Company only. He does try to infiltrate other cultures as well - but ''our'' chronic (heh heh) is better :D
Santa Claus wears a red suit, he's a communist.
With a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist.
What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
Santa Claus sneaks in your house at night
He must be a dope fiend to put you uptight!
Black, white and red were actually the colours of the second German Empire under Wilhelm II :D
@andreasderjuengere Thanks! I'll need to know that when I take my driving test.
:D ok...
Now I'm cackling because I just imagined Santa getting lit with some elves.
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What else is he going to do? Especially as he has outsourced to Amazon for most of the work.
Haha, definitely!
Throw in some 'snow' for himself also! 😂
P. s. Snow is bad!
I just made a Theory that he’s actually a representative for Christianity.
how else can he eat milk and cookies at that many houses?
No, but I think you do. 😉
Puff puff pass
I don’t understand what you mean by that
I get that from the look on your face lol
Only 364 days a year. The elves do all the work during that time.
I have seen a few, yes
Nope. He would have to be real in order to do that.
I hope so. He is always happy
I think Santa Claus is a buster
Nah, he's more a Big Buddha Cheese type.
No. Only trash smokes pot and Santa isn’t trash.
if he get enought time he may well do so!
Everybody knows Santa Claus is a drunk
Probably bits the wife lol
Santa uses opioids
I do
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